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What is a vampireโ€™s worst fear? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Tooth decay.

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What do skeletons call a raging fun party? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ An osteoblast!

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Where should I go to learn about bones? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Osteoclass

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Why is the woman afraid of the vampire? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Because he is all bite and no bark.

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Why do skeletons make good comedians? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃThey are two humerus.

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What is the witchโ€™s favorite crime show?๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Americaโ€™s Most Haunted.

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Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s favorite board game?๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Tibial Pursuit.

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Why did the monster go inside the bar?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ For the boos.

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Why donโ€™t witches wear panties?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ They get a better grip on their broom.

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I visited a real graveyard today. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ I logged onto Google Plus.

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Itโ€™s crazy out there! Iโ€™ve just killed 25 zombies so far! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ But why the hell are they all carrying candy?

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Why wouldnโ€™t they let the Grim Reaper in the sauna? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ He always ended up looking like death warmed-up.

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If one door opens when another one closes๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„โ€ฆ Your house is haunted.

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That awkward moment when a zombie is ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃlooking for brains. And it walks right past you.

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Why was the ghost arrested? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Possession.

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Why did the ghost cross the road? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ To get to the others side.

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What do ghosts call irons? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Anti-ageing products.

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What did the ghost say to the psychiatrist? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ I used to be somebody.

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What did the monster say to Dr. Frankenstein? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ You complete me.

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Why donโ€™t vampires strike at retirement homes? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Because everyoneโ€™s on blood thinners.

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What did the old lady say to Death? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Nice hoodie.

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Why do witches make great wives? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Because they promise a wonderful hex life.

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What do you call two witches living together?๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Broommates.

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Why wouldnโ€™t the barman get the ghost a drink?๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Because they didnโ€™t serve spirits.