What is a vampire’s worst fear? 😜😜 Tooth decay.
What do skeletons call a raging fun party? 😂😂 An osteoblast!
Where should I go to learn about bones? 😄😄 Osteoclass
Why is the woman afraid of the vampire? 😁😁 Because he is all bite and no bark.
Why do skeletons make good comedians? 🤣🤣They are two humerus.
What is the witch’s favorite crime show?😜😜 America’s Most Haunted.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?😄😄 Tibial Pursuit.
Why did the monster go inside the bar?😂😂 For the boos.
Why don’t witches wear panties?😁😁 They get a better grip on their broom.
I visited a real graveyard today. 😜😜 I logged onto Google Plus.
It’s crazy out there! I’ve just killed 25 zombies so far! 🤣🤣 But why the hell are they all carrying candy?
Why wouldn’t they let the Grim Reaper in the sauna? 😂😂 He always ended up looking like death warmed-up.
If one door opens when another one closes😄😄… Your house is haunted.
That awkward moment when a zombie is 🤣🤣looking for brains. And it walks right past you.
Why was the ghost arrested? 😜😜 Possession.
Why did the ghost cross the road? 😁😁 To get to the others side.
What do ghosts call irons? 😂😂Anti-ageing products.
What did the ghost say to the psychiatrist? 😄😄 I used to be somebody.
What did the monster say to Dr. Frankenstein? 😜😜 You complete me.
Why don’t vampires strike at retirement homes? 🤣🤣 Because everyone’s on blood thinners.
What did the old lady say to Death? 😂😂Nice hoodie.
Why do witches make great wives? 😁😁 Because they promise a wonderful hex life.
What do you call two witches living together?😄😄 Broommates.
Why wouldn’t the barman get the ghost a drink?😜😜 Because they didn’t serve spirits.