230+ Funniest Adult Halloween Jokes For 2024 - Linepoetry

Adult Halloween Jokes: The Best Collection Of Halloween Jokes Send To Your Adult Friends & Family Member To Make Them Laugh & Celebrate Halloween Day


funniest adult halloween jokes

What is a vampire’s worst fear? ???????? Tooth decay.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What do skeletons call a raging fun party? ???????? An osteoblast!

funniest adult halloween jokes

Where should I go to learn about bones? ???????? Osteoclass

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why is the woman afraid of the vampire? ???????? Because he is all bite and no bark.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why do skeletons make good comedians? ????????They are two humerus.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What is the witch’s favorite crime show????????? America’s Most Haunted.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game????????? Tibial Pursuit.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why did the monster go inside the bar????????? For the boos.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why don’t witches wear panties????????? They get a better grip on their broom.

funniest adult halloween jokes

I visited a real graveyard today. ???????? I logged onto Google Plus.

funniest adult halloween jokes

It’s crazy out there! I’ve just killed 25 zombies so far! ???????? But why the hell are they all carrying candy?

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why wouldn’t they let the Grim Reaper in the sauna? ???????? He always ended up looking like death warmed-up.

funniest adult halloween jokes

If one door opens when another one closes????????… Your house is haunted.

funniest adult halloween jokes

That awkward moment when a zombie is ????????looking for brains. And it walks right past you.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why was the ghost arrested? ???????? Possession.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road? ???????? To get to the others side.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What do ghosts call irons? ????????Anti-ageing products.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What did the ghost say to the psychiatrist? ???????? I used to be somebody.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What did the monster say to Dr. Frankenstein? ???????? You complete me.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why don’t vampires strike at retirement homes? ???????? Because everyone’s on blood thinners.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What did the old lady say to Death? ????????Nice hoodie.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why do witches make great wives? ???????? Because they promise a wonderful hex life.

funniest adult halloween jokes

What do you call two witches living together????????? Broommates.

funniest adult halloween jokes

Why wouldn’t the barman get the ghost a drink????????? Because they didn’t serve spirits.

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