230+ Funniest Adult Halloween Jokes For 2024 - Linepoetry
Adult Halloween Jokes: The Best Collection Of Halloween Jokes Send To Your Adult Friends & Family Member To Make Them Laugh & Celebrate Halloween Day
What is a vampire’s worst fear? ???????? Tooth decay.
What do skeletons call a raging fun party? ???????? An osteoblast!
Where should I go to learn about bones? ???????? Osteoclass
Why is the woman afraid of the vampire? ???????? Because he is all bite and no bark.
Why do skeletons make good comedians? ????????They are two humerus.
What is the witch’s favorite crime show????????? America’s Most Haunted.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game????????? Tibial Pursuit.
Why did the monster go inside the bar????????? For the boos.
Why don’t witches wear panties????????? They get a better grip on their broom.
I visited a real graveyard today. ???????? I logged onto Google Plus.
It’s crazy out there! I’ve just killed 25 zombies so far! ???????? But why the hell are they all carrying candy?
Why wouldn’t they let the Grim Reaper in the sauna? ???????? He always ended up looking like death warmed-up.
If one door opens when another one closes????????… Your house is haunted.
That awkward moment when a zombie is ????????looking for brains. And it walks right past you.
Why was the ghost arrested? ???????? Possession.
Why did the ghost cross the road? ???????? To get to the others side.
What do ghosts call irons? ????????Anti-ageing products.
What did the ghost say to the psychiatrist? ???????? I used to be somebody.
What did the monster say to Dr. Frankenstein? ???????? You complete me.
Why don’t vampires strike at retirement homes? ???????? Because everyone’s on blood thinners.
What did the old lady say to Death? ????????Nice hoodie.
Why do witches make great wives? ???????? Because they promise a wonderful hex life.
What do you call two witches living together????????? Broommates.
Why wouldn’t the barman get the ghost a drink????????? Because they didn’t serve spirits.