25 Seriously Funny Jokes Short For Adults - LinePoetry
Seriously Funny Jokes Short For Adults: Our Collection Of Jokes Will Guarantee That They Make You Laugh And Share Them With Friends.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. 🚲😴😂
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 🛌😴😂
Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. 😅🤷♂️😂
I excel at sleeping. In fact, I can do it with my eyes closed. 🛌😴😂
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 🎨🔴👃😂
You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. 🐘🌳😂
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. 🏥😆😂
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 🍞💸😂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 📘😔
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕️🚔😂
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀✌️😆
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃⌛️
Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?" 🐟🚗😂
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust. 🧹🗑️😂
My boss told me to have a good day. So I didn't go to work. 🏢🙅♂️😆
I used to steal soap, but I'm clean now. 🧼🚫😇
What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny. 🧦😴😂
My dad was hit on the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink. 🥤😅
What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted. 🏴☠️👨👩👧👦😂
My IQ test results came back. They were negative. 🧠⬇️😆
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️😂
