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25 Seriously Funny Jokes Short For Adults - LinePoetry

Seriously Funny Jokes Short For Adults: Our Collection Of Jokes Will Guarantee That They Make You Laugh And Share Them With Friends.


Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. πŸš²πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I excel at sleeping. In fact, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. πŸŽ¨πŸ”΄πŸ‘ƒπŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. πŸ˜πŸŒ³πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. πŸ₯πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. πŸžπŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. πŸ“˜πŸ˜”

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. β˜•οΈπŸš”πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€βœŒοΈπŸ˜†

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ†

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒβŒ›οΈ

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?" πŸŸπŸš—πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust. πŸ§ΉπŸ—‘οΈπŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

My boss told me to have a good day. So I didn't go to work. πŸ’πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

I used to steal soap, but I'm clean now. πŸ§ΌπŸš«πŸ˜‡

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny. πŸ§¦πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

My dad was hit on the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink. πŸ₯€πŸ˜…

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ˜‚

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

My IQ test results came back. They were negative. πŸ§ β¬‡οΈπŸ˜†

Seriously funny jokes short for adults

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ˜‚