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25 Hilarious Jokes For Adults Clean To Brighten Your Day

Hilarious Jokes For Adults Clean: Our Collection Of Hilarious Jokes Will Deliver Nonstop Laughs, Provide Fun Without Offending.


Hilarious jokes for adults clean

I bought a belt made of watches โ€“ itโ€™s a waist of time. โŒš๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology โ€“ don't buy it. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ™ƒ

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

I started a band called 1023MB โ€“ we haven't got a gig yet. ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’ฝ

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโ€™t work. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ˜„

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain. ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ˜น

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

What would bears be without bees? Ears. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank. ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐโ„๏ธ

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What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable. ๐Ÿดโš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

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Why was the scarecrow awarded a Nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field. ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜„

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒŠ

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Worrying works! Case in point: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me. โšพ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeรฑo business. ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐ŸŒŠ

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What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! ๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜†

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Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted. ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”

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Why did the sun skip going to college? It already had a million degrees. โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ”ฅ

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I'm reading a book on teleportation โ€“ it's bound to take me places. ๐Ÿ“šโœจ

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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜…

Hilarious jokes for adults clean

Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What do you call a cow missing a leg? Lean beef. ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ˜„