25 Hilarious Jokes For Adults Clean To Brighten Your Day

I bought a belt made of watches – it’s a waist of time. ??????

Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself. ??????????

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology – don't buy it. ????????

I started a band called 1023MB – we haven't got a gig yet. ????????

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. ????????

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. ????????????

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain. ?????????????

What would bears be without bees? Ears. ????????????????

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank. ?????????????

What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable. ??????????

Why was the scarecrow awarded a Nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field. ????????????

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. ??????????????????????????????

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. ????????

Worrying works! Case in point: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. ???????????????

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me. ?????????

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. ?????????????

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. ????????????

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! ????????????

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted. ????????????

Why did the sun skip going to college? It already had a million degrees. ??????????

I'm reading a book on teleportation – it's bound to take me places. ?????

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. ????????

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ??????

What do you call a cow missing a leg? Lean beef. ????????????