25 Hilarious Jokes For Adults Clean To Brighten Your Day

I bought a belt made of watches – it’s a waist of time. ⌚️😂

Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself. ☕️💼😂

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology – don't buy it. 📚🙃

I started a band called 1023MB – we haven't got a gig yet. 🎸💽

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪😂

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐮🔔😄

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain. 🐱🏔️😹

What would bears be without bees? Ears. 🐻🐝👂😂

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank. 🐻‍❄️💰❄️

What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable. 🐴⚖️😆

Why was the scarecrow awarded a Nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌾🏆😄

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🏴‍☠️😂

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 🐦🌊

Worrying works! Case in point: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. 😟🔄🤷‍♂️

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me. ⚾😲💥

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. 🌶️👃😂

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊👋🌊

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! 🦷📸😆

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted. 🐅🚫🔍

Why did the sun skip going to college? It already had a million degrees. ☀️🎓🔥

I'm reading a book on teleportation – it's bound to take me places. 📚✨

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 💰😅

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️😂

What do you call a cow missing a leg? Lean beef. 🐄🦵😄