420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry

Let’s play carpenter. First, 🙂🙂we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

I may not go down in history😀😀, but I’ll go down on you.

I wish you were soap so I could 🙂🙂feel you all over me.

Are you a termite? Cause you’re😜😜 about to have a mouth full of wood.

What's long and hard and full 🙃🙃of semen? A submarine!

What do you call a smiling 😎😎Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.

What does the receptionist at a😄😄 sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

How do you embarrass an😀😀 archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why does it take 100 million🙂🙂 sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference 😜😜between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

What does the sign on an😄😄 out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.

What's the difference between 😬😬an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!

What's the difference between😎😎 your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist😬😬? By becoming a ventriloquist.

What are the three shortest 🙂🙂words in the English language? "Is it in?"

What's the process of😜😜 applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

What goes in hard and dry😀😀, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie🙂🙂 doll? Ken came in another box.

What's the difference between🙃🙃 hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle😎😎? Because his wife died!

How do you make your girlfriend🙂🙂 scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist😜😜 and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

Dear NASA: Your mom thought😀😀 I was big enough.–Pluto

What does Pinocchio's lover say🙂🙂 to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"