420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry

Let’s play carpenter. First, ????????we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

I may not go down in history????????, but I’ll go down on you.

I wish you were soap so I could ????????feel you all over me.

Are you a termite? Cause you’re???????? about to have a mouth full of wood.

What's long and hard and full ????????of semen? A submarine!

What do you call a smiling ????????Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.

What does the receptionist at a???????? sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

How do you embarrass an???????? archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why does it take 100 million???????? sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference ????????between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

What does the sign on an???????? out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.

What's the difference between ????????an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!

What's the difference between???????? your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist????????? By becoming a ventriloquist.

What are the three shortest ????????words in the English language? "Is it in?"

What's the process of???????? applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

What goes in hard and dry????????, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie???????? doll? Ken came in another box.

What's the difference between???????? hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle????????? Because his wife died!

How do you make your girlfriend???????? scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist???????? and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

Dear NASA: Your mom thought???????? I was big enough.–Pluto

What does Pinocchio's lover say???????? to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"