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Letโ€™s play carpenter. First, ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚weโ€™ll get hammered, then Iโ€™ll nail you.

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I may not go down in history๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€, but Iโ€™ll go down on you.

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I wish you were soap so I could ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚feel you all over me.

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Are you a termite? Cause youโ€™re๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ about to have a mouth full of wood.

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What's long and hard and full ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒof semen? A submarine!

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What do you call a smiling ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽRoman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.

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What does the receptionist at a๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

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How do you embarrass an๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why does it take 100 million๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What's the difference ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œbetween a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

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What does the sign on an๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.

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What's the difference between ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌan oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!

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What's the difference between๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ? By becoming a ventriloquist.

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What are the three shortest ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚words in the English language? "Is it in?"

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What's the process of๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

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What goes in hard and dry๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ doll? Ken came in another box.

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What's the difference between๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž? Because his wife died!

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How do you make your girlfriend๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

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Dear NASA: Your mom thought๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ I was big enough.โ€“Pluto

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What does Pinocchio's lover say๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"