420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry

A naked man broke into a church🙂🙂. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

If you were born in September😬😬, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

How do you make a pool table🤢🤢 laugh? Tickle its balls.

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous🥴🥴 sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

What did the toaster say to the slice😁😁 of bread? "I want you inside me."

Why won’t skeletons fight each🙃🙃 other? They just don’t have the guts.

What did the grape do when it😬😬 got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

Why did the tomato turn red?🙂🙂 It saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a belt with a😁😁 watch on it? A waist of time.

What did one elevator say to🤢🤢 the other? I think I’m coming down with something.

What washes up on very🥴🥴 small beaches? Micro-waves

Did you hear about the carrot😬😬 detective? He always got to the root of every case.

Where do snowmen keep their🙃🙃 savings? In the snowbank.

What do you call a musician with😄😄 problems? A trebled man.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance🙂🙂? Because he had no body to go with.

Why are frogs always so happy😁😁? They eat whatever bugs them.

Why did the giraffe get such🤢🤢 bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.

A sandwich walks into a bar🥴🥴. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Why does a chicken coop only😬😬 have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

You know what they say🙃🙃 about cliffhangers…

What do you call a dog with 😁😁no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.

Someone stole my Microsoft 🙂🙂Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.

Working in a mirror factory is😬😬 something I can totally see myself doing.

Someone stole my mood ring🥴🥴 yesterday. I still don’t know how I feel about that.