420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry

A naked man broke into a church????????. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

If you were born in September????????, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

How do you make a pool table???????? laugh? Tickle its balls.

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous???????? sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

What did the toaster say to the slice???????? of bread? "I want you inside me."

Why won’t skeletons fight each???????? other? They just don’t have the guts.

What did the grape do when it???????? got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

Why did the tomato turn red????????? It saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a belt with a???????? watch on it? A waist of time.

What did one elevator say to???????? the other? I think I’m coming down with something.

What washes up on very???????? small beaches? Micro-waves

Did you hear about the carrot???????? detective? He always got to the root of every case.

Where do snowmen keep their???????? savings? In the snowbank.

What do you call a musician with???????? problems? A trebled man.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance????????? Because he had no body to go with.

Why are frogs always so happy????????? They eat whatever bugs them.

Why did the giraffe get such???????? bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.

A sandwich walks into a bar????????. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Why does a chicken coop only???????? have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

You know what they say???????? about cliffhangers…

What do you call a dog with ????????no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.

Someone stole my Microsoft ????????Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.

Working in a mirror factory is???????? something I can totally see myself doing.

Someone stole my mood ring???????? yesterday. I still don’t know how I feel about that.