420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Adults: Knock Knock Short & Hilarious Funny Jokes For Adults Send To Your Adult Friend To Make Them Laugh & Proud To Be Mature
A naked man broke into a church🙂🙂. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
If you were born in September😬😬, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
How do you make a pool table🤢🤢 laugh? Tickle its balls.
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous🥴🥴 sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
What did the toaster say to the slice😁😁 of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why won’t skeletons fight each🙃🙃 other? They just don’t have the guts.
What did the grape do when it😬😬 got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Why did the tomato turn red?🙂🙂 It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a belt with a😁😁 watch on it? A waist of time.
What did one elevator say to🤢🤢 the other? I think I’m coming down with something.
What washes up on very🥴🥴 small beaches? Micro-waves
Did you hear about the carrot😬😬 detective? He always got to the root of every case.
Where do snowmen keep their🙃🙃 savings? In the snowbank.
What do you call a musician with😄😄 problems? A trebled man.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance🙂🙂? Because he had no body to go with.
Why are frogs always so happy😁😁? They eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the giraffe get such🤢🤢 bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.
A sandwich walks into a bar🥴🥴. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Why does a chicken coop only😬😬 have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
You know what they say🙃🙃 about cliffhangers…
What do you call a dog with 😁😁no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.
Someone stole my Microsoft 🙂🙂Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.
Working in a mirror factory is😬😬 something I can totally see myself doing.
Someone stole my mood ring🥴🥴 yesterday. I still don’t know how I feel about that.
