420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Adults: Knock Knock Short & Hilarious Funny Jokes For Adults Send To Your Adult Friend To Make Them Laugh & Proud To Be Mature
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof????????, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
Why can't you hear rabbits making love????????? Because they have cotton balls.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back????????? To keep its nuts dry.
How can you tell if your husband is dead????????? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
What do you call an expert fisherman????????? A Master Baiter.
My neighbor has been mad at???????? his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
How is sex like a game of bridge????????? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
What do you get when you cross???????? a dick with a potato? A dictator!
What did one butt cheek say???????? to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.
Why is diarrhea hereditary????????? It runs in your genes!
What do you get when you???????? jingle Santa's balls? A white Christmas!
What's long, green, and smells???????? like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube???????? have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call the lesbian version???????? of a cock block? A beaver dam!
What did the leper say to the???????? sex worker? Keep the tip.
What do you call a herd of cows???????? masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
What do you call someone who refuses???????? to fart in public? A private tutor!
What is Moby Dick's dad's name????????? Papa Boner.
What's the difference between???????? a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What do you do when your???????? cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a cheap???????? circumcision? A rip-off!
Why does a mermaid wear seashells????????? Because she outgrew her B-shells!
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because???????? I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Did you hear about the constipated???????? accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.