420+ Hilarious Jokes For Adults With Answers - Linepoetry

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof😄😄, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

Why can't you hear rabbits making love😄😄? Because they have cotton balls.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back😎😎? To keep its nuts dry.

How can you tell if your husband is dead😂😂? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

What do you call an expert fisherman😜😜? A Master Baiter.

My neighbor has been mad at😁😁 his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

How is sex like a game of bridge😂😂? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

What do you get when you cross😄😄 a dick with a potato? A dictator!

What did one butt cheek say😎😎 to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.

Why is diarrhea hereditary😁😁? It runs in your genes!

What do you get when you😄😄 jingle Santa's balls? A white Christmas!

What's long, green, and smells😜😜 like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube🙂🙂 have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call the lesbian version😄😄 of a cock block? A beaver dam!

What did the leper say to the🙂🙂 sex worker? Keep the tip.

What do you call a herd of cows😁😁 masturbating? Beef strokin' off!

What do you call someone who refuses😂😂 to fart in public? A private tutor!

What is Moby Dick's dad's name😎😎? Papa Boner.

What's the difference between😂😂 a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

What do you do when your😄😄 cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

What do you call a cheap😜😜 circumcision? A rip-off!

Why does a mermaid wear seashells😄😄? Because she outgrew her B-shells!

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because😄😄 I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Did you hear about the constipated😎😎 accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.