Terrible Jokes That Are Hilariously Funny - LinePoetry
Terrible Jokes That Are Funny: Our Collection Of Terrible Jokes Is Actually Really Funny And Guaranteed To Brighten Your Day And Bring Laughter.
They filmed a documentary about constipation once. But it never came out. 🎥🚫💩🤣
Why did the sand get offended? Because the sea weed. 🏖️🌿😅
Didja hear about the computer that went to the doctor? It had a virus. 💻🤒😂
Why do cemeteries have fences? Because everyone's dying to get in. 🪦🤣
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet! 📏🤣
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. 🐙🤣
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 🥯🌊😂
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. 🥤😔
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk. 🐒🥨🤣
What do you call a moose with no name? Anony-moose. 🦌❓😂
Two kittens had an argument. It ended in a cat-astrophe. 🐱😾🤣
I had a conversation with a dolphin once. It felt like we really clicked. 🐬🤝😄
Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? She couldn't control her pupils. 👩🏫👁️😂
Why shouldn't you tell pigs your secrets? Because they always squeal. 🐷🤐🤣
Why do dolphins sing off-key? Because you can't tuna fish. 🐬🎤🎶😅
Why don't zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny. 🤡🧟♂️😂
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. 🤡🧟♂️😂
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? They’re shellfish. 🦪😜
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. 🏃♂️🍽️😂
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🦟🚶♂️😆
Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece! 🍟🇬🇷😂
Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it. 🧈🤫
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😆
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 🚀😂