Terrible Jokes That Are Hilariously Funny - LinePoetry

They filmed a documentary about constipation once. But it never came out. ????????????????

Why did the sand get offended? Because the sea weed. ?????????????

Didja hear about the computer that went to the doctor? It had a virus. ????????????

Why do cemeteries have fences? Because everyone's dying to get in. ????????

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet! ????????

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. ????????

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. ????????????

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. ????????

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk. ????????????

What do you call a moose with no name? Anony-moose. ?????????

Two kittens had an argument. It ended in a cat-astrophe. ????????????

I had a conversation with a dolphin once. It felt like we really clicked. ????????????

Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? She couldn't control her pupils. ??????????????????

Why shouldn't you tell pigs your secrets? Because they always squeal. ????????????

Why do dolphins sing off-key? Because you can't tuna fish. ????????????????

Why don't zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny. ???????????????

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. ???????????????

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? They’re shellfish. ????????

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. ????????????????

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ???????????????

Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece! ????????????????

Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it. ????????

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! ????????

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! ????????