230+ Funny Clean Jokes For Adults To Make Laughing Moments

Clean Jokes For Adults: Looking For Clean Adult Jokes? Here's The Best Short Funny Jokes For Adults Clean One Liner That Can Fit In Every Situation


funny clean jokes for adults

Why are computers so smart? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ They listen to their motherboard.

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How do you make a tissue dance? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒPut a little boogey in it!

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Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ In case they get a hole in one.

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What do you get when you pamper a cow? 😁😁Spoiled milk.

funny clean jokes for adults

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nacho cheese.

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I tried writing with a broken pencil.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ It was pointless.

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Why did the turkey join the band?😁😁 Because he had drumsticks!

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Why should you never trust stairs? πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ They’re always up to something.

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Where do mice park their boats?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ At the hickory dickory dock.

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What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ Comet.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ She’ll let it go.

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What’s a pirateβ€˜s favorite letter?😁😁 You think it’s R, but it be the C!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ He felt crumb-y.

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Why did the tomato blush?😁😁 It saw the salad dressing.

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What kind of tea is the hardest? πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ Reality.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ A bulldozer.

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What do you call a happy cowboy?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ A jolly rancher.

funny clean jokes for adults

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey😁😁. Thankfully, I turned myself around.

funny clean jokes for adults

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ A nervous wreck.

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How do you turn a soup into gold?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Add 24 carrots.

funny clean jokes for adults

What did the hot dog say after it won the race? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€œI’m the wiener!”

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What has ears but can’t hear? πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ A cornfield.

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What’s brown and sticky?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ A stick.

funny clean jokes for adults

What’s red and shaped like a bucket? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ A red bucket.

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