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D&d Jokes: There Are The Best List Of D&d Jokes For Dungeons And Dragons Lover And Fans That Are Actually Really Funny, Read To Change Your Mode
The thing about dragon jokes😂😂 is they drag on way too long.
A dragon sees two knights and sighs😃😃. “Canned food again.”
Why do paladins wear chain mail? 😜😜 Because it’s holy armor.
Why did the dragon sleep during the day?😋😋 To fight the knight!
What’s funnier than a dead goblin?😁😁 A dead goblin in a clown suit.
What’s worse than ten dead goblins in a ditch?😃😃 One dead goblin in ten ditches.
What’s green, red, and bumps into walls? 😂😂A Goblin with forks in its eyes.
How do you get a bar full of Dwarves up on the roof? 😜😜Yell “drinks on the house!”
Why are there no dwarven lawyers?😋😋 They cannot pass the bar.
What’s a rogue’s favorite metal? 😁😁Steel.
What’s a rogue’s favorite medium armor? 😃😃Hide.
Why did the Drow become a comedian?😂😂 For the Lolth.
Did you guys hear about the magic skillet? 😜😜It’s made of cast iron.
What do you call a thousand-year-old fey?😋😋 A Millenielf
Why are tabaxi podiatrist good with money?😁😁 Because they’re experienced bean counters.
What is a cleric’s favourite hot drink?😂😂 Divini-tea!
How to Aarakocra prefer to send messages? 😃😃Via Twitter.
Why do wizards like fireball much?😋😋 It’s a well-rounded spell.
Why was the musician kicked out of the tavern?😁😁 He was bard!
Where does the ranger keep their arrows?😜😜 In the monsters!
What happens when you stand on a d4?😂😂 Your foot takes 1d4 damage.
What’s a great D&D joke? 😃😃THAC0!
What’s a beholder’s favourite food? 😋😋Eyes Cream!
Why do paladins wear chainmail?😁😁 Because it’s holey armor.