Why couldn’t the blonde dial 911? 😂😂She couldn’t find the eleven.
How do blonde brain cells die?😁😁 Alone.
Three blondes walk into a building. 😜😜You'd think one of them would've seen it..
How do you break a blonde woman’s nose?😃😃 Put a picture of a dick under a glass table.
What's a blonde's favorite color?😄😄 Plaid.
Why didn't 19 blondes go into a bar?😁😁 The sign said 21+.
Why do blondes drive BMWs? 😂😂Because they can spell it.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?😃😃 To see what was on the other side.
What do you call an intelligent blonde?😄😄 A golden retriever!
How do you keep at blonde at home?😁😁 You build a circular driveway.
Why do blondes like lightning?😜😜 They think someone is taking their picture.
How does a blonde brain cell die? 😃😃Alone.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? 😂😂Shine a flashlight in her ears.
Why are blonde jokes so short? 😜😜So they can remember them.
What do you call a blonde that dyes 😄😄her hair red? Artificial intelligence.
What do you get when you line up 5 blondes side by side?😁😁 A wind tunnel.
Q: How did the Blonde die drinking milk? 😂😂A: The cow fell on her
Q: How do you make a Blonde's eyes light up?😃😃 A: Shine a flashlight in her ear
Q: Why was the blonde's belly button sore? 😜😜 A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary?😂😂 A: One that never misses a period.
Q: What do you give a blonde who has everything?😁😁 A: Penicillin.
Q: What is five miles long and has an IQ of 40?😃😃 A: A parade of blonde's.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?😄😄 A: Grade 4.
Q: What do you call a blonde who never showers?😂😂 A: A dirty blonde