Why couldnβt the blonde dial 911? ππShe couldnβt find the eleven.
How do blonde brain cells die?ππ Alone.
Three blondes walk into a building. ππYou'd think one of them would've seen it..
How do you break a blonde womanβs nose?ππ Put a picture of a dick under a glass table.
What's a blonde's favorite color?ππ Plaid.
Why didn't 19 blondes go into a bar?ππ The sign said 21+.
Why do blondes drive BMWs? ππBecause they can spell it.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?ππ To see what was on the other side.
What do you call an intelligent blonde?ππ A golden retriever!
How do you keep at blonde at home?ππ You build a circular driveway.
Why do blondes like lightning?ππ They think someone is taking their picture.
How does a blonde brain cell die? ππAlone.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? ππShine a flashlight in her ears.
Why are blonde jokes so short? ππSo they can remember them.
What do you call a blonde that dyes ππher hair red? Artificial intelligence.
What do you get when you line up 5 blondes side by side?ππ A wind tunnel.
Q: How did the Blonde die drinking milk? ππA: The cow fell on her
Q: How do you make a Blonde's eyes light up?ππ A: Shine a flashlight in her ear
Q: Why was the blonde's belly button sore? ππ A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary?ππ A: One that never misses a period.
Q: What do you give a blonde who has everything?ππ A: Penicillin.
Q: What is five miles long and has an IQ of 40?ππ A: A parade of blonde's.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?ππ A: Grade 4.
Q: What do you call a blonde who never showers?ππ A: A dirty blonde