400+ Funny Jokes For Dad To Make Family Laugh - Linepoetry

What does a sprinter🤪🤪 eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!

What's the best thing😜😜 about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What did Baby😝😝 Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?

I asked my dog what's🙂🙂 two minus two. He said nothing.

Where do fruits😜😜 go on vacation?" "Pear-is!

A skeleton walks🙂🙂 into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.

What did the zero🤪🤪 say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you.

What did one wall😝😝 say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.

How does the moon🙂🙂 cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.

I only know 25 letters😜😜 of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Why do seagulls fly🙂🙂 over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

What did the ocean🤪🤪 say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved.

Have you heard😜😜 about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

Dear Math, grow🙂🙂 up and solve your own problems.

What do you call 😝😝a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory.

I thought the dryer😜😜 was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

If April showers🤪🤪 bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims.

How do you follow🙂🙂 Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints.

What do you call a fish🙂🙂 wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated.

What do a tick 😜😜and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites.

Singing in the😝😝 shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

Why do fathers🤪🤪 take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!

My wife said😜😜 I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I'm afraid for the🤪🤪 calendar. Its days are numbered.