400+ Funny Jokes For Dad To Make Family Laugh - Linepoetry
Funny Jokes For Dad: Laughful & Hilarious Funny Dad Jokes That You Can Apply To Your Dad & Share It To Family To Make A Beautiful Smiley Situation
What does a sprinter🤪🤪 eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!
What's the best thing😜😜 about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Baby😝😝 Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?
I asked my dog what's🙂🙂 two minus two. He said nothing.
Where do fruits😜😜 go on vacation?" "Pear-is!
A skeleton walks🙂🙂 into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.
What did the zero🤪🤪 say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you.
What did one wall😝😝 say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.
How does the moon🙂🙂 cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
I only know 25 letters😜😜 of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why do seagulls fly🙂🙂 over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
What did the ocean🤪🤪 say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved.
Have you heard😜😜 about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
Dear Math, grow🙂🙂 up and solve your own problems.
What do you call 😝😝a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory.
I thought the dryer😜😜 was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
If April showers🤪🤪 bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims.
How do you follow🙂🙂 Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a fish🙂🙂 wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated.
What do a tick 😜😜and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites.
Singing in the😝😝 shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Why do fathers🤪🤪 take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
My wife said😜😜 I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I'm afraid for the🤪🤪 calendar. Its days are numbered.
