400+ Funny Jokes For Dad To Make Family Laugh - Linepoetry

What does a sprinter???????? eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!

What's the best thing???????? about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What did Baby???????? Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?

I asked my dog what's???????? two minus two. He said nothing.

Where do fruits???????? go on vacation?" "Pear-is!

A skeleton walks???????? into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.

What did the zero???????? say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you.

What did one wall???????? say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.

How does the moon???????? cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.

I only know 25 letters???????? of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Why do seagulls fly???????? over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

What did the ocean???????? say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved.

Have you heard???????? about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

Dear Math, grow???????? up and solve your own problems.

What do you call ????????a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory.

I thought the dryer???????? was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

If April showers???????? bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims.

How do you follow???????? Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints.

What do you call a fish???????? wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated.

What do a tick ????????and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites.

Singing in the???????? shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

Why do fathers???????? take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!

My wife said???????? I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I'm afraid for the???????? calendar. Its days are numbered.