210+ Dad Jokes For Kids To Make Laugh For All Time 2024
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Why do sharks swim in saltwater? ????????Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the math book look so sad????????? Because it had so many problems!
Why did the man run around his bed? ????????Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What has four wheels and flies????????? A garbage truck!
What do you get when you cross ????????a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? ????????Because she will let it go!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? ????????An investigator!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they???????? use honey combs!
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? ????????A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you call a fly without wings????????? A walk!
What animal needs to wear a wig? ????????A bald eagle!
Why are ghosts bad liars? ????????Because you can see right through them!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? ????????A pork chop!
What do you call a cow with two legs? ????????Lean meat!
What do you call a cow with no legs????????? Ground beef!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who????????? No, cows go MOO!
Where do cows go for entertainment????????? To the moo-vies!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours????????? Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bear with no teeth????????? A gummy bear!
What did one wall say to the other wall????????? I’ll meet you at the corner!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? ????????They wave!
Where do sharks go on vacation? ????????Finland.
How many tickles does it take to make???????? an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire????????????????? ????????Frost bite.