Why do sharks swim in saltwater? 😜😜Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the math book look so sad?😃😃 Because it had so many problems!
Why did the man run around his bed? 😋😋Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What has four wheels and flies?😁😁 A garbage truck!
What do you get when you cross 😂😂a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? 😃😃Because she will let it go!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? 😜😜An investigator!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they😂😂 use honey combs!
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? 😋😋A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you call a fly without wings?😃😃 A walk!
What animal needs to wear a wig? 😜😜A bald eagle!
Why are ghosts bad liars? 😋😋Because you can see right through them!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? 😂😂A pork chop!
What do you call a cow with two legs? 😜😜Lean meat!
What do you call a cow with no legs?😃😃 Ground beef!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?😁😁 No, cows go MOO!
Where do cows go for entertainment?😋😋 To the moo-vies!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?😂😂 Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?😜😜 A gummy bear!
What did one wall say to the other wall?😃😃 I’ll meet you at the corner!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? 😃😃They wave!
Where do sharks go on vacation? 😜😜Finland.
How many tickles does it take to make😋😋 an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?😁😁😂😂 😜😜Frost bite.