400+ Funny Jokes For Dad To Make Family Laugh - Linepoetry

Funny Jokes For Dad: Laughful & Hilarious Funny Dad Jokes That You Can Apply To Your Dad & Share It To Family To Make A Beautiful Smiley Situation


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What do you call a fish ????????with no eye? A fsh.

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Why do cows wear bells????????? Because their horns don’t work.

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What do you call 50 pigs and???????? 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.

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What happens when it rains???????? cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

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Why do dogs float in water????????? Because they are good buoys.

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What do you call a dog that can???????? do magic? A Labracabrador.

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Why did the man name his ????????dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.

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What’s the best way to watch a???????? fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

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I want to go on record that I???????? support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.

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What sound does a witch’s???????? car make? Broom broom!

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How do you make holy water????????? You boil the hell out of it.

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A friend of mine didn’t pay his ????????exorcist. He got repossessed.

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Did you hear they arrested the devil????????? Yeah, they got him on possession.

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What did the evil chicken ????????lay? Deviled eggs.

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I sold our vacuum cleaner????????; it was just gathering dust.

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I searched for a lighter on Amazon????????, but all I could find was 401 matches…

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What do you call a hippie’s???????? wife? Mississippi.

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Why do you never see???????? elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

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Why don’t pirates take a bath???????? before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

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Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his ????????steak dinner? It was Chewie.

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Today, my son asked, “????????Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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I don’t trust stairs. They are???????? always up to something.

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I was addicted to hokey pokey????????…but I turned myself around.

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How many paranoids does???????? it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?

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