How Do Fish Get High? 😜😜Seaweed
Can February March? 😃😃No, but April May!
Stop looking for the perfect match😂😂; use a lighter.
How do you make an octopus laugh?😋😋 With ten-tickles.
How do you catch a whole school of fish?😃😃 With bookworms.
When do computers overheat?😋😋 When they need to vent.
15 When is a door not a door?😜😜 When it’s ajar.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?😂😂 By the bark.
What do cows most like to read?😋😋 Cattle-logs.
How you fix a broken pumpkin?😃😃 With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the orange lose the race?😋😋 It ran out of juice.
Why don’t you buy things with Velcro?😜😜 It’s a rip-off.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?😋😋 He doesn’t want to be spotted.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?😂😂 Reality
How does a squid go into battle?😃😃 Well-Armed
What do you call bees that produce milk?😜😜 Boo-Bees
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?😋😋 Too many Cheetahs
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?😂😂 Ketchup
How do you get a country girl’s attention?😜😜 A tractor.
Why do bees have sticky hair?😋😋 Because they use a honeycomb.
How does the moon cut his hair? 😃😃Eclipse it.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt?😂😂 The owl.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?😜😜 Great food, no atmosphere.
Why can’t you trust stairs? 😃😃They’re always up to something.