230+ Best Corny Dad Jokes For Adults & Kids - Linepoetry
Corny Dad Jokes: Most Funny & Amazing Corny Dad Jokes That Will Make You And Your Sibling Laughful And Share Them To Make Hilarious & Laughing Day
How Do Fish Get High? ????????Seaweed
Can February March? ????????No, but April May!
Stop looking for the perfect match????????; use a lighter.
How do you make an octopus laugh????????? With ten-tickles.
How do you catch a whole school of fish????????? With bookworms.
When do computers overheat????????? When they need to vent.
15 When is a door not a door????????? When it’s ajar.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree????????? By the bark.
What do cows most like to read????????? Cattle-logs.
How you fix a broken pumpkin????????? With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the orange lose the race????????? It ran out of juice.
Why don’t you buy things with Velcro????????? It’s a rip-off.
Why does Waldo wear stripes????????? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow????????? Reality
How does a squid go into battle????????? Well-Armed
What do you call bees that produce milk????????? Boo-Bees
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle????????? Too many Cheetahs
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race????????? Ketchup
How do you get a country girl’s attention????????? A tractor.
Why do bees have sticky hair????????? Because they use a honeycomb.
How does the moon cut his hair? ????????Eclipse it.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt????????? The owl.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon????????? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why can’t you trust stairs? ????????They’re always up to something.