How Do Fish Get High? ππSeaweed
Can February March? ππNo, but April May!
Stop looking for the perfect matchππ; use a lighter.
How do you make an octopus laugh?ππ With ten-tickles.
How do you catch a whole school of fish?ππ With bookworms.
When do computers overheat?ππ When they need to vent.
15 When is a door not a door?ππ When itβs ajar.
How can you tell itβs a dogwood tree?ππ By the bark.
What do cows most like to read?ππ Cattle-logs.
How you fix a broken pumpkin?ππ With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the orange lose the race?ππ It ran out of juice.
Why donβt you buy things with Velcro?ππ Itβs a rip-off.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?ππ He doesnβt want to be spotted.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?ππ Reality
How does a squid go into battle?ππ Well-Armed
What do you call bees that produce milk?ππ Boo-Bees
Why donβt they play poker in the jungle?ππ Too many Cheetahs
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?ππ Ketchup
How do you get a country girlβs attention?ππ A tractor.
Why do bees have sticky hair?ππ Because they use a honeycomb.
How does the moon cut his hair? ππEclipse it.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt?ππ The owl.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?ππ Great food, no atmosphere.
Why canβt you trust stairs? ππTheyβre always up to something.