What did the air conditioner 😜😜say when it met a celebrity? “I’m a big fan.”
Why couldn’t the couple get 🙄🙄married at the library? It was all booked up.
What’s the most detail-oriented🙃🙃 ocean? The Pacific.
Why do some couples go to😄😄 the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why do bees have sticky hair?😃😃 Because they use a honeycomb.
What did Tennessee? The same🙃🙃 thing as Arkansas.
What would the Terminator be😬😬 called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Want to know why nurses like red 😜😜crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
My wife asked me to stop singing🙄🙄 “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
What do you call it when a😄😄 group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
What did the police officer say🙃🙃 to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
What do you call a pudgy psychic?😃😃 A four-chin teller.
Why are elevator jokes so classic😜😜 and good? They work on many levels.
How do you get a country girl’s😬😬 attention? A tractor.
Two guys walked into a bar🙃🙃. The third guy ducked.
Which bear is the most 🙄🙄condescending? A pan-duh!
What’s brown and sticky?😄😄 A stick.
Why did the raisin go out with🙃🙃 the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
A steak pun is a rare medium😜😜 done well.
What’s orange and sounds like😃😃 a parrot? A carrot.
Justice is a dish best served cold😬😬. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Cooking out this weekend?😄😄 Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
I got hit in the head with 🙄🙄a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches?😜😜 They have no hands to knock on the door.