What did the air conditioner ????????say when it met a celebrity? “I’m a big fan.”
Why couldn’t the couple get ????????married at the library? It was all booked up.
What’s the most detail-oriented???????? ocean? The Pacific.
Why do some couples go to???????? the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why do bees have sticky hair????????? Because they use a honeycomb.
What did Tennessee? The same???????? thing as Arkansas.
What would the Terminator be???????? called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Want to know why nurses like red ????????crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
My wife asked me to stop singing???????? “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
What do you call it when a???????? group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
What did the police officer say???????? to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
What do you call a pudgy psychic????????? A four-chin teller.
Why are elevator jokes so classic???????? and good? They work on many levels.
How do you get a country girl’s???????? attention? A tractor.
Two guys walked into a bar????????. The third guy ducked.
Which bear is the most ????????condescending? A pan-duh!
What’s brown and sticky????????? A stick.
Why did the raisin go out with???????? the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
A steak pun is a rare medium???????? done well.
What’s orange and sounds like???????? a parrot? A carrot.
Justice is a dish best served cold????????. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Cooking out this weekend????????? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
I got hit in the head with ????????a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches????????? They have no hands to knock on the door.