400+ Funny Jokes For Dad To Make Family Laugh - Linepoetry

I begin to read a horror novel in Braille????????. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

What’s a bad wizard’s favorite???????? computer program? Spell-check.

What did the drummer call his???????? twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…

If you see a robbery at an ????????Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

Not sure if you have noticed????????, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.

You know, people say they pick???????? their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

What do you call someone???????? with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Do I enjoy making courthouse???????? puns? Guilty.

My wife is really mad that ????????I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.

My wife asked me to sync her ????????phone, so I threw it into the ocean.

What do you get when you cross???????? a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

My IQ test results came back????????. They were negative.

What does a mobster buried ????????in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.

My son has his BA and his???????? MA—but his P­A still supports him.

What do you call a fake noodle????????? An impasta.

Why do melons have weddings????????? Because they cantaloupe.

Did you hear the rumor about???????? butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

A cheese factory exploded in???????? France. Da brie is everywhere!

I spent a lot of time, money, and???????? effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

Why should you never mention???????? the number 288? It’s two gross.

My kid wants to invent a???????? pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.

Did you hear about the restaurant ????????on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

What did the DNA say to the???????? other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

Why did Beethoven get rid of his???????? chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”