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How do you get rid of demons?😜😜 Exorcise a lot.

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What does Lucifer eat for breakfast?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Deviled eggs.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?😁😁 Because of all the coffin.

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What do fisherman say on Halloween? 😜😜Trick or trout.

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Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ They want to call it Fangs-giving.

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What do owls say when they go trick or treating?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Happy Owl-ween.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Philip. Philip, who?😁😁 Philip my bag with sweets NOW!

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What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? 😜😜Drop ghouls.

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What do horses dress up as for Halloween?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Night mares.

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Why do you see so much hair whenπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ a werewolf drops his pants? Because it’s a full moon.

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What do you call a cleaning skeleton?😁😁 A grim sweeper.

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Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?😜😜 They don’t have the guts.

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What do ghosts like to eat?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Spookghetti.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?😁😁 A sand-witch.

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What music do mummies like?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Wrap music.

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Where do college vampires like to shop?😁😁 Forever 21.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?😜😜 Because they have no-body to marry.

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Why is Taylor Swift not scared by a ghost? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒBecause she is 'Fearless.'

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Which food gets the best and maximum πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚orders by skeletons? Spare ribs.

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How did the door usually open during a😜😜 Halloween night? With a spoo-key!

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Why were the mummies found to be very happy?😁😁 Because it was time for their coffin break!

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Why did the vampire stink when he opened his mouth?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Because he had bat breath.

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What was constant in the letters of all vampires?😜😜 "To-mb it may concern."