How do you get rid of demons????????? Exorcise a lot.
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast????????? Deviled eggs.
Why are there fences around cemeteries????????? Because people are dying to get in.
Why are graveyards so noisy????????? Because of all the coffin.
What do fisherman say on Halloween? ????????Trick or trout.
Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday.???????? They want to call it Fangs-giving.
What do owls say when they go trick or treating????????? Happy Owl-ween.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Philip. Philip, who????????? Philip my bag with sweets NOW!
What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? ????????Drop ghouls.
What do horses dress up as for Halloween????????? Night mares.
Why do you see so much hair when???????? a werewolf drops his pants? Because it’s a full moon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton????????? A grim sweeper.
Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating????????? They don’t have the guts.
What do ghosts like to eat????????? Spookghetti.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach????????? A sand-witch.
What music do mummies like????????? Wrap music.
Where do college vampires like to shop????????? Forever 21.
Why can't ghosts have babies????????? Because they have no-body to marry.
Why is Taylor Swift not scared by a ghost? ????????Because she is 'Fearless.'
Which food gets the best and maximum ????????orders by skeletons? Spare ribs.
How did the door usually open during a???????? Halloween night? With a spoo-key!
Why were the mummies found to be very happy????????? Because it was time for their coffin break!
Why did the vampire stink when he opened his mouth????????? Because he had bat breath.
What was constant in the letters of all vampires????????? "To-mb it may concern."