How do you get rid of demons?😜😜 Exorcise a lot.
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast?😂😂 Deviled eggs.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?😃😃 Because people are dying to get in.
Why are graveyards so noisy?😁😁 Because of all the coffin.
What do fisherman say on Halloween? 😜😜Trick or trout.
Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday.😂😂 They want to call it Fangs-giving.
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?😃😃 Happy Owl-ween.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Philip. Philip, who?😁😁 Philip my bag with sweets NOW!
What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? 😜😜Drop ghouls.
What do horses dress up as for Halloween?😃😃 Night mares.
Why do you see so much hair when😂😂 a werewolf drops his pants? Because it’s a full moon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?😁😁 A grim sweeper.
Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?😜😜 They don’t have the guts.
What do ghosts like to eat?😃😃 Spookghetti.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?😁😁 A sand-witch.
What music do mummies like?😂😂 Wrap music.
Where do college vampires like to shop?😁😁 Forever 21.
Why can't ghosts have babies?😜😜 Because they have no-body to marry.
Why is Taylor Swift not scared by a ghost? 😃😃Because she is 'Fearless.'
Which food gets the best and maximum 😂😂orders by skeletons? Spare ribs.
How did the door usually open during a😜😜 Halloween night? With a spoo-key!
Why were the mummies found to be very happy?😁😁 Because it was time for their coffin break!
Why did the vampire stink when he opened his mouth?😃😃 Because he had bat breath.
What was constant in the letters of all vampires?😜😜 "To-mb it may concern."