55+ You Are So Old Funny Jokes With Images - Linepoetry

You’re so old, the candles cost more than???????? the birthday cake.

You’re so old, when you read the bible????????, you reminisce about the good ole days.

You’re so old, you went to school???????? before they had a history class.

You’re so old, I asked to see your birth ????????certificate, and you handed me a rock.

You’re so old, if you were a car it would????????be time to roll back your odometer.

You’re so old, you went to an antique auction ????????and three people bid on you.

You’re so old, you DJ’d at the Boston ????????Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.

You’re so old, when Moses split the???????? Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing. Yelling, hey were fishing over here.

You’re so old, you have a picture???????? of Moses in your yearbook.

You’re so old, the movie “Jurassic Park”???????? brought back memories.

You’re so old, you knew Burger King ????????when he was just a prince.

You’re so old, you owe Fred Flintstone???????? a food stamp. Your so old, you lived on Asgard. Thor joke

You’re so old, you birth certificate???????? says “Expired” on it.

You’re so old, your social security number is 1. ???????? Your momma so old, her zip code is 00001

You’re so old, when you were born????????, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. You’re so old your phone number is 7.

You’re so old, the candles cost more ????????than the birthday cake. You’re so old, you burp dust.

You’re so old, you have an autographed Bible????????. Your so old , there’s fossils at your wedding anniversary.

You’re so old, when you were young????????, rainbows were black and white. Your so old, your watch was a sun dial.

You’re so old, you walked into an???????? antique store and they kept you. Your so old you bought your first car from Fred Flintstones.

You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s ????????kite was to your apartment. Your so old, your family tree starts with you.

You’re so old, you have hieroglyphics ????????on your driver’s license. Your so old , the first airport was the wright brothers.

Your so old your first car was a covered wagon????????. Your so old George Washington cut down your Christmas tree.

You’re brother so old I told him to ????????act his age and he traded his car for a wheel chair.

Your so old you got your mail???????? with a carrier pigeon.