Laugh-Out-Loud Toddler Jokes For 2 Year Olds - LinePoetry
Toddler Jokes For 2 Year Olds: The Perfect Jokes For Toddlers To Bring The Cutest Smiles And Laughter, Keeping Your Little One Entertained.
Why did the kite fly? 🪁💨 Because the wind blew it away!
Why don’t fish need phones? 🐠📱 They already have gills!
What did the baby fish say to the mommy fish? 🐟👶 I’m lost at sea!
What’s a cat’s favorite button? 🐱🔘 Paws!
What do you call a happy penguin? 🐧😄 A cool dude!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? 🧛♂️🍎 A blood orange!
Why did the bird bring a suitcase? 🐦🎒 It was going on a trip!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? 🐸👟 Open-toad sandals!
Why did the sun go to school? ☀️📚 To get brighter!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? 🌸🌼 Hi, bud!
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to wash? 🧚♀️🙊 Stinkerbell
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? 🥕🦜 A Carrot
What do you call a train that sneezes? 🚂🤧 Achoo-choo train
What did the nose say to the finger? 👃🖐️ Stop picking on me
Name a tree that fits your hand? 🌴✋ A palm tree!
Why did the banana need medication? It wasn’t peeling well!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight nine!
I love my furniture. 🛋️❤️ Me and my recliner go way back.
Why do we never tell joes about pizza? 🍕😂 They’re too cheesy!
What time do the ducks wake up? 🦆⏰ At the quack of dawn.
What did the cat say when it fell? 🐱😱 Me-ow!
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? 🧸🍰 He was stuffed!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? 🍌😷 It wasn’t peeling well!
How do ducks celebrate 4th of July? 🦆🎆 Firequackers.