Laugh-Out-Loud Toddler Jokes For 2 Year Olds - LinePoetry
Toddler Jokes For 2 Year Olds: The Perfect Jokes For Toddlers To Bring The Cutest Smiles And Laughter, Keeping Your Little One Entertained.
Why did the kite fly? ???????? Because the wind blew it away!
Why don’t fish need phones? ???????? They already have gills!
What did the baby fish say to the mommy fish? ???????? I’m lost at sea!
What’s a cat’s favorite button? ???????? Paws!
What do you call a happy penguin? ???????? A cool dude!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? ??????????? A blood orange!
Why did the bird bring a suitcase? ???????? It was going on a trip!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? ???????? Open-toad sandals!
Why did the sun go to school? ?????? To get brighter!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? ???????? Hi, bud!
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to wash? ??????????? Stinkerbell
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? ???????? A Carrot
What do you call a train that sneezes? ???????? Achoo-choo train
What did the nose say to the finger? ????????? Stop picking on me
Name a tree that fits your hand? ????? A palm tree!
Why did the banana need medication? It wasn’t peeling well!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight nine!
I love my furniture. ??????? Me and my recliner go way back.
Why do we never tell joes about pizza? ???????? They’re too cheesy!
What time do the ducks wake up? ????? At the quack of dawn.
What did the cat say when it fell? ???????? Me-ow!
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? ???????? He was stuffed!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? ???????? It wasn’t peeling well!
How do ducks celebrate 4th of July? ???????? Firequackers.