Funny Toddler Jokes For 5 Year Olds To Enjoy - LinePoetry
Toddler Jokes 5 Year Old: These Toddler Jokes Will Bring Smiles And Laughter To A 5-year-old’s Face, Making The Day Joyful, Fun, And Amazing!
How do you make a tissue dance? 🤧 Put a little boogie in it! 🎶💃
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6️⃣ Because 7 8 9! 7️⃣🍽️9️⃣
What kind of key opens a banana? 🍌 A monkey! 🐒🔑
What do you call a sleeping bull? 🐂 A bulldozer! 😴💥
Why did the chicken cross the playground? 🐔 To get to the other slide!
What kind of witch do you find at the beach? 🏖️ A sand-wich! 🥪
Where do you find a dog with no legs? 🐕 Right where you left him. 😂
What did the left eye say to the right eye? 👁️👁️ Between us, something smells! 👃
What do you call a little legume? 🌱 A Tinybean. 😂
Why do bees have sticky hair? 🐝 Because they use honeycombs! 🍯
What animal needs to wear a wig? 🦅 A bald eagle! 😂
What do you call a cow with two legs? 🐄 Lean meat! 😂
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 🏴☠️ Aye matey 🦜
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? 🥒 Dill with it. 😆
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? 🌧️ Thunderwear 😂
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? 🌊 They wave! 👋
Why did the robot take a summer vacation? 🤖 He needed to recharge. 🔋
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? 🦪 They’re shellfish. 😂
Where do sheep spend their summer vacation? 🐑 The Baaaaa-hamas. 🌴
Why is Santa good at karate? 🎅 He has a black belt. 🥋
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? 📱 He gave her a ring. 💍
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears? 🦍🍌 Anything you like, he can’t hear you. 🙉
What is red and smells like blue paint? 🎨 Red paint. 😂
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? 🛁 A little bear! 🐻