Funny Toddler Jokes For 5 Year Olds To Enjoy - LinePoetry

How do you make a tissue dance? ???? Put a little boogie in it! ????????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6?? Because 7 8 9! 7???????9??

What kind of key opens a banana? ???? A monkey! ????????

What do you call a sleeping bull? ???? A bulldozer! ????????

Why did the chicken cross the playground? ???? To get to the other slide!

What kind of witch do you find at the beach? ????? A sand-wich! ????

Where do you find a dog with no legs? ???? Right where you left him. ????

What did the left eye say to the right eye? ?????????? Between us, something smells! ????

What do you call a little legume? ???? A Tinybean. ????

Why do bees have sticky hair? ???? Because they use honeycombs! ????

What animal needs to wear a wig? ???? A bald eagle! ????

What do you call a cow with two legs? ???? Lean meat! ????

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? ??????? Aye matey ????

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? ???? Dill with it. ????

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? ????? Thunderwear ????

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? ???? They wave! ????

Why did the robot take a summer vacation? ???? He needed to recharge. ????

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? ???? They’re shellfish. ????

Where do sheep spend their summer vacation? ???? The Baaaaa-hamas. ????

Why is Santa good at karate? ???? He has a black belt. ????

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? ???? He gave her a ring. ????

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears? ???????? Anything you like, he can’t hear you. ????

What is red and smells like blue paint? ???? Red paint. ????

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? ???? A little bear! ????