Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? ???????? They hang out in bunches!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject? ??????????? Spelling!
Why did the moon skip dinner? ????????? He was full!
What kind of button won’t unbutton? ???????? A belly button!
What bird is always out of breath? ????????????? A puffin!
What do you call a fish without an eye? ????????? A fsh.
Why did the cracker go to the doctor? ???????? It was feeling crumb-y.
What’s a frog’s favorite drink? ???????? Croak-a-Cola!
Why did the grape stop rolling? ???????? It ran out of juice!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? ???????? It had a virus!
What do you call a happy cowboy? ???????? A jolly rancher!
Why are fish so smart? ???????? Because they live in schools!
What do you call a dancing sheep? ???????? A baaa-lerina!
Why did the cow cross the road? ????????? To get to the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? ??????????? To get to the other slide!
What looks brown and sticky? ???????? A stick!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6??????7?? Because seven eight nine!
What do lions eat? Roarrr Meat! ????????
What time do you go to the dentist? ???????? Tooth hurty
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ???????? A gummy bear
Where do fish keep their money? ???????? In a river bank
What wobbles in the sky? A jelly-copter ????????
What do you call a sad strawberry? ???????? A blueberry
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! ????????