Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? ๐๐ They hang out in bunches!
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject? ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Spelling!
Why did the moon skip dinner? ๐๐ฝ๏ธ He was full!
What kind of button wonโt unbutton? ๐๐ค A belly button!
What bird is always out of breath? ๐ฆ๐ฎโ๐จ A puffin!
What do you call a fish without an eye? ๐๐๏ธ A fsh.
Why did the cracker go to the doctor? ๐ช๐ค It was feeling crumb-y.
Whatโs a frogโs favorite drink? ๐ธ๐ฅค Croak-a-Cola!
Why did the grape stop rolling? ๐๐ It ran out of juice!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? ๐ป๐ฉบ It had a virus!
What do you call a happy cowboy? ๐ค ๐ A jolly rancher!
Why are fish so smart? ๐๐ง Because they live in schools!
What do you call a dancing sheep? ๐๐ A baaa-lerina!
Why did the cow cross the road? ๐๐ฃ๏ธ To get to the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ To get to the other slide!
What looks brown and sticky? ๐ณ๐ฌ A stick!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6๏ธโฃ๐จ7๏ธโฃ Because seven eight nine!
What do lions eat? Roarrr Meat! ๐ฆ๐
What time do you go to the dentist? ๐๐ฆท Tooth hurty
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ๐ป๐ฌ A gummy bear
Where do fish keep their money? ๐๐ฐ In a river bank
What wobbles in the sky? A jelly-copter ๐ฎ๐
What do you call a sad strawberry? ๐๐ข A blueberry
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ณ๐ฌ