Hilarious Jokes For 3 Year Olds To Share - LinePoetry
Jokes For 3 Year Olds: Discover Our Collection Of Funny Jokes That Will Help Bring Smiles To Their Faces And Brighten The Day With Laughter And Joy.
Why was the baby strawberry sad? 🍓😢 Because its parents were in a jam!
What did one hat say to the other? 🎩👒 Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply? 🏴☠️🤑 He bought it on sail.
What did the banana say to the dog? 🍌🐕 Bananas can't talk.
Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? ❄️🎈 Because she’ll let it go!
Why was the computer cold? 💻❄️ It left its Windows open!
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? 🐱🍨 Mice-cream!
What’s a bird’s favorite type of math? 🐦➗ Owl-gebra!
What did one plate say to the other? 🍽️🍽️ Dinner’s on me!
What’s a sheep’s favorite game? 🐑🎮 Baa-lleyball!
Why did the star go to school? ⭐📚 To become a star student!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? 🍏🛑 Because it ran out of juice!
What is fast, loud and crunchy? 🚀😋 A rocket chip!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? 🍪🏥 Because he felt crummy.
What’s blue and smells like red paint? 🎨🔵 Blue paint.
How do you throw a space party? 🚀🎉 You planet.
Why did the beach blush? 🏖️😳 Because the sea weed
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? 🍕😂 They’re too cheesy.
Why does the banana need medication? 🍌💊 It isn’t peeling well!
What do sprinters eat before a race? 🏃♂️🥇 Nothing. They fast!
How does a vampire start a letter? 🧛♂️✉️ Tomb it may concern!
Why are peppers the best at archery? 🌶️🏹 Because they habanero!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? 🐔🤸♂️ To get to the other slide!
Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? 🦁🤡 Because they taste funny!