Hilarious Jokes For 3 Year Olds To Share - LinePoetry
Jokes For 3 Year Olds: Discover Our Collection Of Funny Jokes That Will Help Bring Smiles To Their Faces And Brighten The Day With Laughter And Joy.
Why was the baby strawberry sad? ???????? Because its parents were in a jam!
What did one hat say to the other? ???????? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply? ??????????? He bought it on sail.
What did the banana say to the dog? ???????? Bananas can't talk.
Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? ?????? Because she’ll let it go!
Why was the computer cold? ?????? It left its Windows open!
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? ???????? Mice-cream!
What’s a bird’s favorite type of math? ????? Owl-gebra!
What did one plate say to the other? ?????????? Dinner’s on me!
What’s a sheep’s favorite game? ???????? Baa-lleyball!
Why did the star go to school? ????? To become a star student!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? ???????? Because it ran out of juice!
What is fast, loud and crunchy? ???????? A rocket chip!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? ???????? Because he felt crummy.
What’s blue and smells like red paint? ???????? Blue paint.
How do you throw a space party? ???????? You planet.
Why did the beach blush? ????????? Because the sea weed
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? ???????? They’re too cheesy.
Why does the banana need medication? ???????? It isn’t peeling well!
What do sprinters eat before a race? ??????????? Nothing. They fast!
How does a vampire start a letter? ????????? Tomb it may concern!
Why are peppers the best at archery? ????????? Because they habanero!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? ??????????? To get to the other slide!
Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? ???????? Because they taste funny!