Funniest Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds - LinePoetry

Knock knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, it’s me! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sheep. Sheep who? Sheep you up! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to wait, let me in! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Hair. Hair who? Hair today, gone tomorrow! ???????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you! ??????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza me, I’m hungry! ????????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! ????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Close your mouth while you’re eating! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! ????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? ????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl? ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show? ????????