Funniest Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds - LinePoetry

Knock knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? 💧😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, it’s me! 🥣😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! 🍂😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O! 📝😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sheep. Sheep who? Sheep you up! 🐑😆

Knock knock! Who’s there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself! 😂🍇

Knock knock! Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home! 🍯🏡

Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to wait, let me in! ☃️❄️

Knock knock! Who’s there? Hair. Hair who? Hair today, gone tomorrow! 💇‍♂️😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you! ❄️😊

Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza me, I’m hungry! 🍕😂

Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up! 🚔😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! 🍂😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Close your mouth while you’re eating! 🤐😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! 😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? 🍌

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking! 🚪😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl? 🦉😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do! 🦉😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. 🎾😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open! 🚪😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show? 🩺📺