Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes For 3 Year Olds - LinePoetry

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sheep! Sheep who? Sheep you up! 🐑

Knock knock! Who’s there? Teddy! Teddy who? Teddy bear! 🧸

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice! Ice who? Ice to meet you! ❄️

Knock knock! Who’s there? Butter! Butter who? Butter open up! 🧈

Knock knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes funny! 🍽️

Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow! Snow who? Snow way! ☃️

Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo who? No crying! 😢

Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza! Pizza who? Pizza me! 🍕

Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split! 🍌

Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch! Atch who? Bless you! 🤧

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cow! Cow who? MOO! 🐄

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door. 🚪😂

Knock, knock! Who's there? Erin. Erin who? Erin the tires is what my bike needs. 🚲

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 🚪😂

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! 🤧

What do you call a train that sneezes? 🚂 Achoo-choo train. 🤧😂

Where does the queen keep her armies? 👑 Up her sleevies. 😂

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? 🐰 Hot cross bunnies! 🔥😂

What’s the difference between elephants and bananas? 🐘🍌 Bananas are yellow. 😂

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? 🌊 They wave! 👋

What do you call a donkey with three legs? 🐴 Wonky. 😂

Why did the cracker go to the doctor? 🍘 It was feeling crumb-y. 😷

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? 🍏 Finding half a worm in your apple! 🐛😱

Knock, knock! Who's there? Wafer. Wafer who? Been a wafer a while, but now I'm back. 🍪😂