Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes For 3 Year Olds - LinePoetry

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sheep! Sheep who? Sheep you up! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Teddy! Teddy who? Teddy bear! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice! Ice who? Ice to meet you! ??

Knock knock! Who’s there? Butter! Butter who? Butter open up! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes funny! ?????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow! Snow who? Snow way! ??

Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo who? No crying! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza! Pizza who? Pizza me! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch! Atch who? Bless you! ????

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cow! Cow who? MOO! ????

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door. ????????

Knock, knock! Who's there? Erin. Erin who? Erin the tires is what my bike needs. ????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! ????????

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! ????

What do you call a train that sneezes? ???? Achoo-choo train. ????????

Where does the queen keep her armies? ???? Up her sleevies. ????

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? ???? Hot cross bunnies! ????????

What’s the difference between elephants and bananas? ???????? Bananas are yellow. ????

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? ???? They wave! ????

What do you call a donkey with three legs? ???? Wonky. ????

Why did the cracker go to the doctor? ???? It was feeling crumb-y. ????

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? ???? Finding half a worm in your apple! ????????

Knock, knock! Who's there? Wafer. Wafer who? Been a wafer a while, but now I'm back. ????????