Inside every short man is a tall 😄😄man doubled over in pain.
How do you make a tall person angry?😜😜 Pick them up in a smart car.
Tall people: where the family will meet 😂😂if someone gets lost in a crowd.
What's the difference between a tall person and a broom?😋😋 A broom is useful.
Every time a tall person bumps their😁😁 head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
Tall people are only good for two things😂😂: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
Tall people look like slinkies when😄😄 they run.
Tall people: the giraffes of the human 😜😜race since the beginning of time.
What did the tall person say to the short person? 😋😋What?
Do you know what Victoria’s Secret actually is? 😁😁She likes short guys.
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire😋😋 State Building as a toothpick.
What’s a tall person’s worst fear?😄😄 Ceiling fans.
What do you call a tall, attractive person?😜😜 An evolutionary miracle.
What does a tall person and a burnt 😂😂out lightbulb have in common? They’re not that bright.
What do tall people and a lamp post 😁😁have in common? Intelligence.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?😋😋 You can’t.
What do tall people and Bode Miller have in common?😄😄 They both look like they're wearing skis.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock 😜😜and hit the moon.
What does a tall person do when 😁😁they see an airplane coming? Duck.
What’s the difference between a clown and a tall person? 😄😄Their shoe store.
Where did the tall person find a boyfriend?😂😂 At the top of a step ladder.
What do you call a big and tall store?😜😜 Unfortunate.
Why were shorts invented? 😁😁So tall people wouldn’t look like they’re always wearing capris.
What do a tall wizard and a tall elf have in common?😄😄 They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts.