Inside every short man is a tall ????????man doubled over in pain.
How do you make a tall person angry????????? Pick them up in a smart car.
Tall people: where the family will meet ????????if someone gets lost in a crowd.
What's the difference between a tall person and a broom????????? A broom is useful.
Every time a tall person bumps their???????? head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
Tall people are only good for two things????????: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
Tall people look like slinkies when???????? they run.
Tall people: the giraffes of the human ????????race since the beginning of time.
What did the tall person say to the short person? ????????What?
Do you know what Victoria’s Secret actually is? ????????She likes short guys.
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire???????? State Building as a toothpick.
What’s a tall person’s worst fear????????? Ceiling fans.
What do you call a tall, attractive person????????? An evolutionary miracle.
What does a tall person and a burnt ????????out lightbulb have in common? They’re not that bright.
What do tall people and a lamp post ????????have in common? Intelligence.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward????????? You can’t.
What do tall people and Bode Miller have in common????????? They both look like they're wearing skis.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock ????????and hit the moon.
What does a tall person do when ????????they see an airplane coming? Duck.
What’s the difference between a clown and a tall person? ????????Their shoe store.
Where did the tall person find a boyfriend????????? At the top of a step ladder.
What do you call a big and tall store????????? Unfortunate.
Why were shorts invented? ????????So tall people wouldn’t look like they’re always wearing capris.
What do a tall wizard and a tall elf have in common????????? They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts.