Inside every short man is a tall ๐๐man doubled over in pain.
How do you make a tall person angry?๐๐ Pick them up in a smart car.
Tall people: where the family will meet ๐๐if someone gets lost in a crowd.
What's the difference between a tall person and a broom?๐๐ A broom is useful.
Every time a tall person bumps their๐๐ head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
Tall people are only good for two things๐๐: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
Tall people look like slinkies when๐๐ they run.
Tall people: the giraffes of the human ๐๐race since the beginning of time.
What did the tall person say to the short person? ๐๐What?
Do you know what Victoriaโs Secret actually is? ๐๐She likes short guys.
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire๐๐ State Building as a toothpick.
Whatโs a tall personโs worst fear?๐๐ Ceiling fans.
What do you call a tall, attractive person?๐๐ An evolutionary miracle.
What does a tall person and a burnt ๐๐out lightbulb have in common? Theyโre not that bright.
What do tall people and a lamp post ๐๐have in common? Intelligence.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?๐๐ You canโt.
What do tall people and Bode Miller have in common?๐๐ They both look like they're wearing skis.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock ๐๐and hit the moon.
What does a tall person do when ๐๐they see an airplane coming? Duck.
Whatโs the difference between a clown and a tall person? ๐๐Their shoe store.
Where did the tall person find a boyfriend?๐๐ At the top of a step ladder.
What do you call a big and tall store?๐๐ Unfortunate.
Why were shorts invented? ๐๐So tall people wouldnโt look like theyโre always wearing capris.
What do a tall wizard and a tall elf have in common?๐๐ They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts.