210+ Good Morning Funny Jokes To Make Inspiring & Shine Day

A smile can unlock a heart faster than a key ????????can open a door. Good morning.

Good morning sunshine! I’m so glad you’re here????????. Good morning!

Good morning, my love. I’m so happy???????? you’re here with me for another day! Good morning my dear.

Good morning, you handsome prince!???????? Get ready for some serious princess time. Good morning nice day.

You’re not up yet? I’ll tell you what, let’s go ????????back to bed. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

Every morning when my eyes open,???????? I give thanks for this wonderful life of mine! Good morning!

Funny ways to say good morning over text????????. Good morning darling!

Morning is the best time to relax????????; it’s only that it comes at the most inconvenient time of the day. Good morning, Have a happy day.

My alarm can’t let me sleep in peace????????. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

Whether you set the alarm or not the ????????morning will still come. Good morning!

Don’t let the dream do away, keep it alive????????. Press the snooze button. Good morning.

I woke up this morning to find all by ????????books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.

This morning I got up out of bed and???????? then looked out of my window to see what the weather was like.

My radio only works in the morning????????. It’s an AM radio.

I had a problem with my boiled egg this morning????????. I’ve cracked it now though.

I woke up this morning and forgot which ????????side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.

First thing this morning there was a???????? tap on my door. My plumber has a funny sense of humor.

I visited my wife’s grave earlier today????????. A guy came past and said, “Morning.” I said, “No, just walking the dog.”

Every single morning I get hit by the???????? same bike. It’s a vicious cycle.

I burnt 800 calories this morning????????. I forgot the pizza in the oven.

Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning? ???????? Twirly.

Bought one of those travelling irons ????????yesterday. Woke up this morning and it was gone.

Every morning after I wake up????????, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

Every morning I announce loudly to my???????? family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go. It’s a running joke.