210+ Good Morning Funny Jokes To Make Inspiring & Shine Day

A smile can unlock a heart faster than a key 😄😄can open a door. Good morning.

Good morning sunshine! I’m so glad you’re here😂😂. Good morning!

Good morning, my love. I’m so happy😜😜 you’re here with me for another day! Good morning my dear.

Good morning, you handsome prince!😁😁 Get ready for some serious princess time. Good morning nice day.

You’re not up yet? I’ll tell you what, let’s go 😄😄back to bed. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

Every morning when my eyes open,😂😂 I give thanks for this wonderful life of mine! Good morning!

Funny ways to say good morning over text😋😋. Good morning darling!

Morning is the best time to relax😜😜; it’s only that it comes at the most inconvenient time of the day. Good morning, Have a happy day.

My alarm can’t let me sleep in peace😄😄. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

Whether you set the alarm or not the 😁😁morning will still come. Good morning!

Don’t let the dream do away, keep it alive😂😂. Press the snooze button. Good morning.

I woke up this morning to find all by 😜😜books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.

This morning I got up out of bed and😄😄 then looked out of my window to see what the weather was like.

My radio only works in the morning😁😁. It’s an AM radio.

I had a problem with my boiled egg this morning😋😋. I’ve cracked it now though.

I woke up this morning and forgot which 😂😂side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.

First thing this morning there was a😄😄 tap on my door. My plumber has a funny sense of humor.

I visited my wife’s grave earlier today😁😁. A guy came past and said, “Morning.” I said, “No, just walking the dog.”

Every single morning I get hit by the😜😜 same bike. It’s a vicious cycle.

I burnt 800 calories this morning😂😂. I forgot the pizza in the oven.

Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning? 😁😁 Twirly.

Bought one of those travelling irons 😄😄yesterday. Woke up this morning and it was gone.

Every morning after I wake up😂😂, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

Every morning I announce loudly to my😜😜 family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go. It’s a running joke.