Have you ever gone to a trade expo?😂😂 Yes, I love expos! Expose deez nuts then!
Can I borrow your pen?😃😃 Why don’t you borrow deeeeez nuts?
Do you know what tugboats are?😁😁 Well, some kind of boat? Yes, tug on deez nuts!
You’ll never guess who I saw hanging🤣🤣 out together. Who? Deez nuts!
Do you like dragons? Yeah. 😜😜 Well, I’ll be draggin’ deez nuts across your face.
You can’t have my heart,😃😃 – But you can hold Deez Nuts!
Are you into fitness? – Yes. Fit Deez🤣🤣 Nuts in your mouth!
Are you going this afternoon?😂😂 – Going where Down on Deez Nuts!
You sound like Phil. – Phil?😁😁 Feel Deez Nuts!
Do you know a guy named Barry? 🤣🤣 Yes, I do. Well, Barry Deez nuts!
I heard you like Suko, is that true? 😜😜 Who on Earth is Suko? Sukon Deez Nuts!
Vaseline? Do you have vaseline?😃😃 Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts!
Do you like Vanessa Paradis?😂😂 Yeah sure How about a pair of deez nuts.
Have you met my friend Phillip?🤣🤣 Phillip who? Phillip on Deez Nuts.
Excuse me but do you Bofa? Bofa?😜😜 I don’t think so? Bofa deez nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut?😁😁 A: Candice Deez Nuts fit in my mouth
What kind of nuts get🤣🤣 bad grades? Deez nuts
Wife: Do you know what will make😃😃 me happy? Wendy’s! Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
Have you heard about my friend Willya?😂😂 Because… Willya suck deez nuts gotem
Take a break from gagging🤣🤣 on Deez Nuts.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels😜😜, because i’m about to nut in your hole.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?😁😁 He wanted to keep his nuts dry
Excuse me but do you like pudding?😃😃 -Yes, of course. Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
What did the wind say to the palm tree?😂😂 Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.