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Deez Nuts Jokes: Hilarious Funny Deez Nuts Laughful Jokes That Will Make You And Your Friends Laughful Send Them To Bring Smile On Their Face
You: teacher, what’s 4 x 2? Teacher: ????????eight You: eight Deez Nuts
Are you a squirrel? Because you can have deez nuts.
I’m sorry. Sorry for what? For giving you too much of deez nuts!
Do you want to see bofa? What’s bofa????????? Bofa deez nuts!
Do you want to play? Play what? Play with deez nuts.
I need some of these. Some of what????????? Some of deez nuts!
Landon is a crazy dude. Who’s Landon? Landon deez nuts!
Go sit on that over there. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts!
Have you met my friend Phillip? ????????Phillip who? Phillip on deez nuts.
Do you know a guy named Barry? Yes, I do. Well, Barry deez nuts!
Do you like Vanessa Paradis? Yeah sure How about a pair of deez nuts.
Have you met my friend Phillip????????? Phillip who? Phillip on deez nuts.
I think Dee is hitting on me. Who’s Dee? Deez Nuts!
Why are B and C afraid of D????????? Because deez nuts!
What kind of nuts get bad grades? Deez nuts
Have you heard of Putin? Yes, of course. Well, put in deez nuts!
Can I borrow your pen? ????????Why don’t you borrow deeeeez nuts?
Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because… Willya suck deez nuts gotem
Take a break from gagging???????? on Deez Nuts.
You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together. Who? Deez nuts!
You need to shut up before ????????you end up like Ken. Ken, who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you like CDs? CDs? See deez nuts! I was talking about music!
Yo girl…do you like squirrels????????, because i’m about to nut in your hole. -Anonymous
Do you like dragons? Yeah.???????? Well, I’ll be draggin’ deez nuts across your face.