You: teacher, what’s 4 x 2? Teacher: 😂😂eight You: eight Deez Nuts
Are you a squirrel? Because you can have deez nuts.
I’m sorry. Sorry for what? For giving you too much of deez nuts!
Do you want to see bofa? What’s bofa?😄😄 Bofa deez nuts!
Do you want to play? Play what? Play with deez nuts.
I need some of these. Some of what?😂😂 Some of deez nuts!
Landon is a crazy dude. Who’s Landon? Landon deez nuts!
Go sit on that over there. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts!
Have you met my friend Phillip? 😄😄Phillip who? Phillip on deez nuts.
Do you know a guy named Barry? Yes, I do. Well, Barry deez nuts!
Do you like Vanessa Paradis? Yeah sure How about a pair of deez nuts.
Have you met my friend Phillip?😂😂 Phillip who? Phillip on deez nuts.
I think Dee is hitting on me. Who’s Dee? Deez Nuts!
Why are B and C afraid of D?😄😄 Because deez nuts!
What kind of nuts get bad grades? Deez nuts
Have you heard of Putin? Yes, of course. Well, put in deez nuts!
Can I borrow your pen? 😂😂Why don’t you borrow deeeeez nuts?
Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because… Willya suck deez nuts gotem
Take a break from gagging😄😄 on Deez Nuts.
You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together. Who? Deez nuts!
You need to shut up before 😂😂you end up like Ken. Ken, who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you like CDs? CDs? See deez nuts! I was talking about music!
Yo girl…do you like squirrels😄😄, because i’m about to nut in your hole. -Anonymous
Do you like dragons? Yeah.😂😂 Well, I’ll be draggin’ deez nuts across your face.