If you're ever bored Just go punch an orphanππ, what is he gonna do? Tell his parents?
What a selfie called taken by an orphan?ππ A family photo.
Why do orphans like playing tennis?ππ It's the only love they'll ever get.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?ππ Because they actually come back.
Batman, but it's a Japanese action filmπ¬π¬ Mighty Orphan Power Ranger
Why is it good being an orphan Every bag ππof chips is family sized
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?ππ They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball?π€£π€£ They've never known what home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?ππ They have no idea where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?π¬π¬ Because they can never find home
What did one orphan say toππ the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!
What do you call a black child withππ 2 dads? An Orphan
My dad used to say, "Marry an orphanππ... Then you'll be marrying the whole family."
What do you call a virgin redneck?ππ An orphan
What did the orphan poker player say?ππ Will you raise me?
What is an orphans favorite beer?π€£π€£ Fosters
Why are orphans bad at poker? ππBecause they don't know what a full house is
Why don't orphans get offended by darkππ humor? Because it can't hit home
Where do all the orphan chickensππ end up? Foster Farms
Why do orphans like tennis?ππ Only place they can get love
Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?ππ Because it was PG
What type of flour do you buy an orphan?ππ Self raising.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?ππ Because no one will look for them.
Why was the orphan so successful?ππ When they told him "go big or go home", he only had one option.