Hey snow white called and asked 😜😜when you were coming home.
I hope the next stage of your life😁😁 comes with a ladder.
Coming down the stairs must 😂😂feel like skydiving for you.
You’re so short you could be drowned 🤣🤣by heavy rains.
Your mom is so short she could😄😄 ride a Doberman as a pony.
You’re so short you would 😜😜need a lift to kiss your bride.
Your momma is so short; her passports😁😁 look like full-fledged pictures.
You’re so short you could sweep 😂😂under your bed while standing.
Wearing heels almost makes you the🤣🤣 same size as other people on the face of earth.
Jump up 10 times each morning it😄😄 would help you elongate yourself.
You should go and fight with someone😜😜 your own size. Like a toothpick.
Behind every short woman is a house😁😁 decoration that was being hidden.
Everyone knows that it’s easier to bury 😂😂short people. All you need to do is find the right shoe box.
I can see you’ve chosen not to grow 🤣🤣over the past few years.
You look like you still have a lot of 😄😄growing up to do.
Must be tough needing a step stool 😜😜to kiss your wife good bye each day.
Do you know what short people call😁😁 miniature golf? – golf.
Do you know your head would 🤣🤣make the absolute best armrest?
At least one advantage of being short 😂😂is you get to be in front for all pictures taken every time.
Short people like you can use Legos😄😄 for steps and not break a sweat.
Do you know what a little get together is?😜😜 – a short people party. Must be so hard being over looked all the time.
One-day short people will rule the world😁😁. All 5ft of it of course.
You hardly see a short person being 😄😄fat at the same time. They have to do a lot of exercise going up and down the kitchen.
You’re so short I bet you don’t have😜😜to bend to tie your shoelaces. I wonder how the weather is down there.