320+ Jokes For Short People Will Crosse Laughing Boundary

Hey snow white called and asked ????????when you were coming home.

I hope the next stage of your life???????? comes with a ladder.

Coming down the stairs must ????????feel like skydiving for you.

You’re so short you could be drowned ????????by heavy rains.

Your mom is so short she could???????? ride a Doberman as a pony.

You’re so short you would ????????need a lift to kiss your bride.

Your momma is so short; her passports???????? look like full-fledged pictures.

You’re so short you could sweep ????????under your bed while standing.

Wearing heels almost makes you the???????? same size as other people on the face of earth.

Jump up 10 times each morning it???????? would help you elongate yourself.

You should go and fight with someone???????? your own size. Like a toothpick.

Behind every short woman is a house???????? decoration that was being hidden.

Everyone knows that it’s easier to bury ????????short people. All you need to do is find the right shoe box.

I can see you’ve chosen not to grow ????????over the past few years.

You look like you still have a lot of ????????growing up to do.

Must be tough needing a step stool ????????to kiss your wife good bye each day.

Do you know what short people call???????? miniature golf? – golf.

Do you know your head would ????????make the absolute best armrest?

At least one advantage of being short ????????is you get to be in front for all pictures taken every time.

Short people like you can use Legos???????? for steps and not break a sweat.

Do you know what a little get together is????????? – a short people party. Must be so hard being over looked all the time.

One-day short people will rule the world????????. All 5ft of it of course.

You hardly see a short person being ????????fat at the same time. They have to do a lot of exercise going up and down the kitchen.

You’re so short I bet you don’t have????????to bend to tie your shoelaces. I wonder how the weather is down there.