210+ Funny Mother Jokes To Bring Her Smile - Linepoetry
Funny Mothers Jokes: A Lot Of Funny Mom Jokes To Tell Your Mom That Can Obviously Bring On Her & Dad Face Smile And Send To Sibling To Make Laughing
Nothing is really lost… ????????until mom can’t find it.
What did the mother broom say???????? to the baby broom? It’s time to go to sweep!
What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider????????? You spend too much time on the web.
Licked a dark smear off my finger, ????????and then thought, “Phew it’s chocolate.”
Why did the baby strawberry cry? ????????Because his mom was in a jam!
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, ????????then silence is suspicious.
What was Cleopatra’s favorite ????????day of the year? Mummy’s day.
What did the mama tomato say to???????? the baby tomato? Catch up!
How do you keep little cows quiet, ????????so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
I don’t want to sleep like a baby????????. I want to sleep like my husband.
What sweets do astronaut moms like? ????????Mars bars.
What do you call a short mom????????? A mini-mum.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like???????? brushing your teeth with Oreos.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get????????? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom????????? Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his ????????mother was a wafer so long!
Why did the mommy cat want to go???????? bowling? She was an alley cat.
Why did they have to rush the mommy r????????attlesnake to the doctor? She bit her tongue!
Why is a computer so smart????????? Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did the panda give his mommy????????? A bear hug.
What did the baby corn say to???????? the mama corn? Where’s Pop-corn?
What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day????????? Mums.
Son: “Mom, can I have $20?” ????????Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?” Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?
It’s spicy” is a universal mom code???????? for “I don’t want to share