210+ Funny Mother Jokes To Bring Her Smile - Linepoetry
Funny Mothers Jokes: A Lot Of Funny Mom Jokes To Tell Your Mom That Can Obviously Bring On Her & Dad Face Smile And Send To Sibling To Make Laughing
Nothing is really lost… 😂😂until mom can’t find it.
What did the mother broom say😁😁 to the baby broom? It’s time to go to sweep!
What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider?🤣🤣 You spend too much time on the web.
Licked a dark smear off my finger, 🤣🤣and then thought, “Phew it’s chocolate.”
Why did the baby strawberry cry? 😃😃Because his mom was in a jam!
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, 😜😜then silence is suspicious.
What was Cleopatra’s favorite 😂😂day of the year? Mummy’s day.
What did the mama tomato say to😁😁 the baby tomato? Catch up!
How do you keep little cows quiet, 😜😜so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
I don’t want to sleep like a baby😃😃. I want to sleep like my husband.
What sweets do astronaut moms like? 😜😜Mars bars.
What do you call a short mom?😂😂 A mini-mum.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like😜😜 brushing your teeth with Oreos.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?😃😃 Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?😁😁 Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his 😜😜mother was a wafer so long!
Why did the mommy cat want to go😂😂 bowling? She was an alley cat.
Why did they have to rush the mommy r😜😜attlesnake to the doctor? She bit her tongue!
Why is a computer so smart?😃😃 Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did the panda give his mommy?😜😜 A bear hug.
What did the baby corn say to😂😂 the mama corn? Where’s Pop-corn?
What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?😁😁 Mums.
Son: “Mom, can I have $20?” 😃😃Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?” Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?
It’s spicy” is a universal mom code😂😂 for “I don’t want to share