Q. How do you make a rabbit stew? π€£π€£A. Make it wait for three hours!
Q. What did one Easter egg say to the other?π A. Heard any good yolks today?
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? ππA. To prove he wasnβt chicken!
Q. Why wonβt Easter eggs go out at night? ππA. They donβt want to get βbeat upβ.
Q. What is Easter Bunnyβs favorite kind of music? ππA. Hip-hop, of course!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ππA. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Whatβs yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? π€£π€£A. The Easter Bunana!
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance? ππA: At the basketball.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? ππA: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?ππ A. It has four rabbitsβ feet.
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup? ππA: He begins with 24 carrots.
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? π€£π€£A. Itβs been nice gnawing you!
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide? ππA. He was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?ππ A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? ππA. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What is a rabbitβs favorite dance? ππA. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? ππA. A funny bunny.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? π€£π€£A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? ππA. A hare brain.
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? ππA. Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?ππ A. With a hare dryer!
Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden? ππA. Jelly beans!
Q. What did one colored egg say to the other?ππ A. Heard any good yolks lately?
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? ππA. He was having a bad hare day!