Q. How do you make a rabbit stew? 🤣🤣A. Make it wait for three hours!
Q. What did one Easter egg say to the other?😂 A. Heard any good yolks today?
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? 😁😁A. To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Q. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? 😃😃A. They don’t want to get “beat up”.
Q. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? 😜😜A. Hip-hop, of course!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? 😂😂A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? 🤣🤣A. The Easter Bunana!
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance? 😁😁A: At the basketball.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? 😃😃A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?😂😂 A. It has four rabbits’ feet.
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup? 😜😜A: He begins with 24 carrots.
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? 🤣🤣A. It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide? 😁😁A. He was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?😃😃 A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 😂😂A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? 😜😜A. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? 😁😁A. A funny bunny.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? 🤣🤣A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? 😃😃A. A hare brain.
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? 😂😂A. Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?😜😜 A. With a hare dryer!
Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden? 😁😁A. Jelly beans!
Q. What did one colored egg say to the other?😃😃 A. Heard any good yolks lately?
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? 😂😂A. He was having a bad hare day!