How does Darth Vader like his toast?😂😂 On the dark side.
What do ghosts serve humans for dessert?😋😋 I Scream.
Why are skeletons so calm?😃😃 Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?😜😜 She ran away from the ball.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? 😁😁Put a little boogie in it!
Doctor, doctor, I’m terrified of squirrels😋😋. (Doctor replies:) You must be nuts.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?😂😂 They’re both Paris sites.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?😃😃 Because they’d crack each other up.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?😜😜 Brrrrooom, brrrooom.
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? 😋😋They have the best batter.
How does a penguin build its house? 😂😂Igloos it together.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?😃😃 Because he Neverlands.
What did one hat say to the other? 😁😁“Stay here! I’m going on ahead.”
Which bear is the most condescending?😋😋 A pan-duh.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? 😂😂Red paint.
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?😃😃 Nobody nose.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?😜😜 Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?😁😁 A little hoarse.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? 😃😃Itenticle.
What did the slow tomato say to the others?😂😂 Don’t worry I’ll ketchup.
What did the police officer say to his belly-button?😋😋 You’re under a vest.
What do you call a toothless bear? 😁😁A gummy bear.
What do you call a beehive without an exit?😃😃 Unbelievable
Why is Peter Pan always flying?😂😂 Because he Neverlands