210+ Dad Jokes For Kids To Make Laugh For All Time 2024
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How does Darth Vader like his toast????????? On the dark side.
What do ghosts serve humans for dessert????????? I Scream.
Why are skeletons so calm????????? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team????????? She ran away from the ball.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? ????????Put a little boogie in it!
Doctor, doctor, I’m terrified of squirrels????????. (Doctor replies:) You must be nuts.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common????????? They’re both Paris sites.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes????????? Because they’d crack each other up.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make????????? Brrrrooom, brrrooom.
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? ????????They have the best batter.
How does a penguin build its house? ????????Igloos it together.
Why is Peter Pan always flying????????? Because he Neverlands.
What did one hat say to the other? ????????“Stay here! I’m going on ahead.”
Which bear is the most condescending????????? A pan-duh.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? ????????Red paint.
What do you call a man with no nose and no body????????? Nobody nose.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours????????? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat????????? A little hoarse.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? ????????Itenticle.
What did the slow tomato say to the others????????? Don’t worry I’ll ketchup.
What did the police officer say to his belly-button????????? You’re under a vest.
What do you call a toothless bear? ????????A gummy bear.
What do you call a beehive without an exit????????? Unbelievable
Why is Peter Pan always flying????????? Because he Neverlands