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Corny Dad Jokes: Most Funny & Amazing Corny Dad Jokes That Will Make You And Your Sibling Laughful And Share Them To Make Hilarious & Laughing Day
Mountains aren’t just funny????????. They’re hill areas.
Why are toilets always so good at poker????????? They always get a flush
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow????????? You follow the fresh prints.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? ????????Because they’re shell-fish.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company????????? Monkey business.
How much does it cost Father Christmas to park his sleigh????????? Nothing, it’s on the house.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.???????? I’ll let you know what comes first.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? ????????Fast food!
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? ????????No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What do you call a belt made of watches????????? A waist of time.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the???????? knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
Why can’t a leopard hide? ????????Because he’s always spotted.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. ????????I don’t know y.
What do you call a fake noodle????????? An impasta.
I don’t trust those trees. ????????They seem kind of shady.
Why do some couples go to the gym????????? Because they want their relationship to work out.
What does a house wear to a birthday party????????? Address.
How do you make Lady Gaga mad? ????????Poke her face.
Why do melons have weddings????????? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic????????? Ian.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone????????? “Yellow!”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? ????????Roberto.
How Do Fish Get High????????? Seaweed
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals????????? Philippe Flop