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Corny Dad Jokes: Most Funny & Amazing Corny Dad Jokes That Will Make You And Your Sibling Laughful And Share Them To Make Hilarious & Laughing Day
Mountains aren’t just funny😂😂. They’re hill areas.
Why are toilets always so good at poker?😋😋 They always get a flush
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?😃😃 You follow the fresh prints.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? 😂😂Because they’re shell-fish.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?😁😁 Monkey business.
How much does it cost Father Christmas to park his sleigh?😋😋 Nothing, it’s on the house.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.😃😃 I’ll let you know what comes first.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? 😂😂Fast food!
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? 😁😁No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What do you call a belt made of watches?😋😋 A waist of time.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the😃😃 knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
Why can’t a leopard hide? 😂😂Because he’s always spotted.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. 😜😜I don’t know y.
What do you call a fake noodle?😋😋 An impasta.
I don’t trust those trees. 😁😁They seem kind of shady.
Why do some couples go to the gym?😃😃 Because they want their relationship to work out.
What does a house wear to a birthday party?😂😂 Address.
How do you make Lady Gaga mad? 😋😋Poke her face.
Why do melons have weddings?😃😃 Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?😁😁 Ian.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?😂😂 “Yellow!”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? 😋😋Roberto.
How Do Fish Get High?😃😃 Seaweed
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?😂😂 Philippe Flop