200+ Birthday Dad Jokes Send Sibling & Mom To Get Laughing

What do you call a baker with a cold????????? Coughee cake.

What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?????????A stomach-cake.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday????????? A birthday pheasant.

What does a clam do on his birthday????????? It shellabrates.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday????????? Aye, matey.

Why do genies love celebrating birthdays? ????????Because of all the wishes.

What is a snowman’s favorite part of a birthday cake????????? The ice-ing.

What do you always get on your birthday????????? Another year older!

What is the left side of a birthday cake? ????????The side that’s not eaten.

What type of birthday cake does Peter Pan eat? ????????A pan-cake.

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale????????? It was a big blowout.

Why don’t owls ever exchange birthday gifts? ????????They don’t give a hoot.

What did the elephant want for his birthday? ????????A trunk full of gifts.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? ????????Mice cream and cake.

How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? ????????He had a whale of a time.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock????????? Because it was a marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball????????? When it’s been sliced.

What did the computer tell its owner on her birthday????????? She needed an upgrade.

Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist????????? Because it was feeling really crumby.

What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? ????????Choco-latte.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven????????? Angel food cake.

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays????????? They relish the moment.

Wine improves with age and you i????????mprove with wine.

What did one candle say to the other? ????????“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”