200+ Birthday Dad Jokes Send Sibling & Mom To Get Laughing

What do you call a baker with a cold?🥳🥳 Coughee cake.

What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?😂😂A stomach-cake.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?🎁🎁 A birthday pheasant.

What does a clam do on his birthday?🤡🤡 It shellabrates.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?🎂🎂 Aye, matey.

Why do genies love celebrating birthdays? 😂😂Because of all the wishes.

What is a snowman’s favorite part of a birthday cake?🎁🎁 The ice-ing.

What do you always get on your birthday?🎉🎉 Another year older!

What is the left side of a birthday cake? 😂😂The side that’s not eaten.

What type of birthday cake does Peter Pan eat? 🎂🎂A pan-cake.

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?🤡🤡 It was a big blowout.

Why don’t owls ever exchange birthday gifts? 🥳🥳They don’t give a hoot.

What did the elephant want for his birthday? 😂😂A trunk full of gifts.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? 🎉🎉Mice cream and cake.

How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? 🎁🎁He had a whale of a time.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?🎂🎂 Because it was a marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?🤡🤡 When it’s been sliced.

What did the computer tell its owner on her birthday?🥳🥳 She needed an upgrade.

Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?🎉🎉 Because it was feeling really crumby.

What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? 😂😂Choco-latte.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?🎂🎂 Angel food cake.

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?🎉🎉 They relish the moment.

Wine improves with age and you i🤡🤡mprove with wine.

What did one candle say to the other? 🥳🥳“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”