310+ Funny Good Morning Quotes & Messages - Linepoetry
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In the morning, I woke like😂😂 a sloth in the fog.
Morning not only forgives,🤪🤪 it forgets.
When reality and dreams😅😅 collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.
Everyone should experienceðŸ˜ðŸ˜ a sunrise at least once a day.
Sometimes I wake up and think I🤪🤪 should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.
Morning comes whether you🤪🤪 set the alarm or not.
You feel a little older in the 🤥🤥morning. By noon I feel about 55.
One morning I shot an elephant🤓🤓 in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the😂😂 morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I like coffee because it gives🤥🤥 me the illusion that I might be awake.
Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness🤓🤓. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.
Even bad coffee is better 🤓🤓than no coffee at all.
The first thing I do in the😅😅 morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Mornings are pure evil from the 🤪🤪pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore
Keep the dream alive: Hit theðŸ˜ðŸ˜ snooze button
I love the early hours🤥🤥 of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
There should be a rule against🤓🤓 people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Good morning is a contradiction😂😂 of terms.
Everyone wants me to be a🤓🤓 morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon
Morning will come🤥🤥, it has no choice.
Some people wake up drowsyðŸ˜ðŸ˜. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.
I hate when I dream of alarm😅😅 clocks going off.
Morning is wonderful. Its only 🤪🤪drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
Never face facts; if you do😂😂 you’ll never get up in the morning
