310+ Funny Good Morning Quotes & Messages - Linepoetry

In the morning, I woke like???????? a sloth in the fog.

Morning not only forgives,???????? it forgets.

When reality and dreams???????? collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Everyone should experience???????? a sunrise at least once a day.

Sometimes I wake up and think I???????? should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.

Morning comes whether you???????? set the alarm or not.

You feel a little older in the ????????morning. By noon I feel about 55.

One morning I shot an elephant???????? in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the???????? morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I like coffee because it gives???????? me the illusion that I might be awake.

Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness????????. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.

Even bad coffee is better ????????than no coffee at all.

The first thing I do in the???????? morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Mornings are pure evil from the ????????pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore

Keep the dream alive: Hit the???????? snooze button

I love the early hours???????? of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

There should be a rule against???????? people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

Good morning is a contradiction???????? of terms.

Everyone wants me to be a???????? morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon

Morning will come????????, it has no choice.

Some people wake up drowsy????????. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.

I hate when I dream of alarm???????? clocks going off.

Morning is wonderful. Its only ????????drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Never face facts; if you do???????? you’ll never get up in the morning