310+ Funny Good Morning Quotes & Messages - Linepoetry

One morning I shot an???????? elephant in my pajamas.

Do you wake up as I do, having ????????forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?

When I wake up in the morning????????, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes.

Everyone wants me to be a morning???????? person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.

I had a monumental idea this morning????????, but I didn't like it.

Never face facts; if you do you'll???????? never get up in the morning.

It is a serious thing – just to be alive ????????– on this fresh morning – in this broken world.

God's mercy is fresh and new ????????every morning.

Morning without you is a ????????dwindled dawn.

You have to have a dream???????? so you can get up in the morning.

The first hour of the morning is ????????the rudder of the day.

Be willing to be a beginner every???????? single morning.

Morning comes whether you???????? set the alarm or not.

The sun has not caught me???????? in bed in fifty years.

Everyone should experience a ????????sunrise at least once a day.

Each morning we are born again????????. What we do today is what matters most.

Everyone wants me to be a morning???????? person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.

I was gonna take over the world???????? this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.

Morning is wonderful. Its only???????? drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous???????? of my amazing relationship with my bed.

When reality and your dreams collide????????, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Morning comes whether you???????? set the alarm or not.

Everyone should experience a sunrise???????? at least once a day.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the ????????snooze button.