As we age, three things happen????????. The first thing is your memory goes, and I forget the other two.
Well done on this whole???????? “staying alive” thing. Happy birthday!
You deserve the very???????? best of everything – I guess that’s why I’m in your life.
Hope you get birthday ????????presents in the dozens, my cousin.
Birthdays are like boogers.???????? The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
Remember how you???????? used to try to help me blow out my candles? Now you need help blowing out your candles, because there are so many!
Happy birthday to my???????? least annoying sibling!
Celebrating your ????????birthday is just like celebrating the birthday of a friend I didn’t get to choose.
Happy birthday to the???????? only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Siblings and birthdays???????? are two things you will never get rid of or change. We both like to remind you at least once a year how old you are getting.
You are getting kind???????? of old, but I still like you anyway.
Happy birthday????????, your good looks are living proof that Mother Nature sometimes wins the battle with Father Time.
Happy Birthday to an???????? old lady who still knows how to party!
Life should be lived with???????? a smile on your face and no one does a better job of putting one on my face than you. Happy birthday!
I love you like I love cake???????? at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.
Being young is a privilege????????. Being attractive is a genetic gift. Being cool? That is all you. Happy birthday.
So many candles ????????for such a small cake? Happy birthday.
I hope that your birthday???????? is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.
I want your birthday???????? to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday.
Blood is thicker than???????? water. Birthday cake is sweeter than either. Happy birthday!
A birthday means that???????? you are a year older, but a birthday party means you get to act 10 years younger. Enjoy the party!
You are my kind of crazy???????? and that is what life is really about! Happy birthday.
Work hard. Play hard????????. Eat lots of cake. That’s a good motto for your birthday and for life.
The older I get, the more???????? I realize that I am still a little younger than you! Happy birthday.