As we age, three things happen🎂🎂. The first thing is your memory goes, and I forget the other two.
Well done on this whole🥳🥳 “staying alive” thing. Happy birthday!
You deserve the very🧁🧁 best of everything – I guess that’s why I’m in your life.
Hope you get birthday 🍰🍰presents in the dozens, my cousin.
Birthdays are like boogers.🎂🎂 The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
Remember how you🧁🧁 used to try to help me blow out my candles? Now you need help blowing out your candles, because there are so many!
Happy birthday to my🥳🥳 least annoying sibling!
Celebrating your 🍰🍰birthday is just like celebrating the birthday of a friend I didn’t get to choose.
Happy birthday to the🥳🥳 only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Siblings and birthdays🎂🎂 are two things you will never get rid of or change. We both like to remind you at least once a year how old you are getting.
You are getting kind🍰🍰 of old, but I still like you anyway.
Happy birthday🍰🍰, your good looks are living proof that Mother Nature sometimes wins the battle with Father Time.
Happy Birthday to an🥳🥳 old lady who still knows how to party!
Life should be lived with🧁🧁 a smile on your face and no one does a better job of putting one on my face than you. Happy birthday!
I love you like I love cake🍰🍰 at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.
Being young is a privilege🎂🎂. Being attractive is a genetic gift. Being cool? That is all you. Happy birthday.
So many candles 🍰🍰for such a small cake? Happy birthday.
I hope that your birthday🧁🧁 is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.
I want your birthday🍰🍰 to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday.
Blood is thicker than🥳🥳 water. Birthday cake is sweeter than either. Happy birthday!
A birthday means that🎂🎂 you are a year older, but a birthday party means you get to act 10 years younger. Enjoy the party!
You are my kind of crazy🧁🧁 and that is what life is really about! Happy birthday.
Work hard. Play hard🥳🥳. Eat lots of cake. That’s a good motto for your birthday and for life.
The older I get, the more🎂🎂 I realize that I am still a little younger than you! Happy birthday.