320+ Funny Birthday Wishes To Make Laugh - Linepoetry

You’re so old when you look at???????? your birth certificate, it says expired

Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age????????. We will all one day get as old as you are.

Happy Birthday! You look???????? beautiful for a person who is one year closer to death.

Few women admit their age.???????? Few men act theirs.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, ????????you old bag!

Don’t think of it as getting older????????; think of it as becoming a classic.

Age is a high price to pay???????? for maturity.

Age is an issue of mind over ????????matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Growing old is mandatory ????????but growing up is optional.

It takes a long time to become ????????as young as you are.

Let’s celebrate the age you act,???????? not the age that you are.

A star was born on this day????????. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.

Age is just a number, and ????????so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!

Happy birthday to someone too???????? sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.

Happy birthday, dear. Smile! ????????Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.

Happy birthday. The older you’re ????????getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

Please get a funfetti cake for???????? your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.

Another birthday of yours! It seems ????????almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.

You might be getting bigger, ????????but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.

Happy birthday, don’t be sad.???????? At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

Happy birthday, love. I thought???????? of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

You are just as annoying as you ????????were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!

Hope you will not get sad over???????? the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

Congratulations on reaching a ????????new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!