You’re so old when you look at😽😽 your birth certificate, it says expired
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age🤡🤡. We will all one day get as old as you are.
Happy Birthday! You look🎂🎂 beautiful for a person who is one year closer to death.
Few women admit their age.🍰🍰 Few men act theirs.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, 😘😘you old bag!
Don’t think of it as getting older🤡🤡; think of it as becoming a classic.
Age is a high price to pay🎂🎂 for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over 😽😽matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Growing old is mandatory 🥳🥳but growing up is optional.
It takes a long time to become 🤡🤡as young as you are.
Let’s celebrate the age you act,😘😘 not the age that you are.
A star was born on this day🍰🍰. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
Age is just a number, and 🎂🎂so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
Happy birthday to someone too🍰🍰 sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.
Happy birthday, dear. Smile! 🥳🥳Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.
Happy birthday. The older you’re 😘😘getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?
Please get a funfetti cake for😽😽 your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.
Another birthday of yours! It seems 🤡🤡almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.
You might be getting bigger, 🎂🎂but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
Happy birthday, don’t be sad.🍰🍰 At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
Happy birthday, love. I thought🥳🥳 of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
You are just as annoying as you 😘😘were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
Hope you will not get sad over😽😽 the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
Congratulations on reaching a 🎂🎂new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!