150+ Funny Love Quotes For Him & Her To Laugh - Linepoetry

A smile is an inexpensive💌💌 way to change your looks.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Don’t make love by the garden gate💕💕, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

Love unlocks doors and🥰🥰 opens windows that weren't even there before.

I love you and it's getting worse.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one

Love is being stupid💌💌 together.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

If love is the answer, can you please💕💕 rephrase the question?

Love is a two-way street🥰🥰 constantly under construction.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Love is telling someone💌💌 that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

My best birth control now is💕💕 just to leave the lights on.

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.

I wasn’t kissing her, I was🥰🥰 whispering in her mouth

Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Romance is the icing,💌💌 but love is the cake.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

You can't buy love, but🥰🥰 you can pay heavily for it.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I was married by a judge💌💌. I should’ve asked for a jury.