A smile is an inexpensive💌💌 way to change your looks.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Don’t make love by the garden gate💕💕, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
Love unlocks doors and🥰🥰 opens windows that weren't even there before.
I love you and it's getting worse.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one
Love is being stupid💌💌 together.
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
If love is the answer, can you please💕💕 rephrase the question?
Love is a two-way street🥰🥰 constantly under construction.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Love is telling someone💌💌 that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.
My best birth control now is💕💕 just to leave the lights on.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
I wasn’t kissing her, I was🥰🥰 whispering in her mouth
Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Romance is the icing,💌💌 but love is the cake.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
You can't buy love, but🥰🥰 you can pay heavily for it.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I was married by a judge💌💌. I should’ve asked for a jury.