150+ Funny Love Quotes For Him & Her To Laugh - Linepoetry

A smile is an inexpensive???????? way to change your looks.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Don’t make love by the garden gate????????, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

Love unlocks doors and???????? opens windows that weren't even there before.

I love you and it's getting worse.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one

Love is being stupid???????? together.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

If love is the answer, can you please???????? rephrase the question?

Love is a two-way street???????? constantly under construction.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Love is telling someone???????? that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

My best birth control now is???????? just to leave the lights on.

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.

I wasn’t kissing her, I was???????? whispering in her mouth

Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Romance is the icing,???????? but love is the cake.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

You can't buy love, but???????? you can pay heavily for it.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I was married by a judge????????. I should’ve asked for a jury.