150+ Funny Love Quotes For Him & Her To Laugh - Linepoetry

Love with old men is as the sun 🥰🥰upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms.

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Love you even when I’m really,😻😻 really hungry.

You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

I always wake up smiling🥰🥰. I think it’s your fault.

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

Your the peanut butter and I'm the jam, let's sandwich together.

If love is a blunder, then it means😻😻 that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

Love: A temporary insanity🥰🥰 curable by marriage.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

I love you to the moon and back.

Sincerest love is the love 😻😻of food.

Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

I wasn’t kissing her,🥰🥰 I was whispering in her mouth.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Our love is like eggs and bacon, we just go together.

All good people have love to give, but too many of them keep it bottled up.

Marriage is like pantyhose.😻😻 It all depends on what you put into it.

Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Love is an exploding🥰🥰 cigar we willingly smoke.