You are so old that there is???????? a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old???????? with 32 years of working experience.
May you get everything that???????? you wish for, and your wife knows nothing about it too! Happy Birthday!
Your birthday gives me one???????? more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!
Happy Birthday, son! Your???????? existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.
Happy birthday! May you ????????live long enough to see Amazon delivering on the moon.
You are just getting younger???????? in reverse! Happy birthday!
Thanks for always being???????? older than me. Happy birthday buddy.
Good luck getting a cake???????? big enough to fit all those candles! Happy birthday buddy.
Happy birthday dude. Enjoy???????? another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.
Happy birthday gal, I am political???????? enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.
Hit a donkey with your foot ????????and have a kick-ass birthday!
Take two pieces of cake, ????????one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.
Happy birthday man, and if???????? someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.
Happy birthday and welcome???????? to the ’29 years old forever’ club!
Happy birthday buddy. ????????Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.
One more year of warming???????? your butt on my couch. Happy birthday!
I hope you enjoy your???????? birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.
Another birthday comes by???????? with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!
Another year closer to getting???????? those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! I hope you???????? get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.
Blow me, says your lighted candle!???????? Happy birthday buddy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,???????? Candles are years Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! May you???????? live to be old and toothless.