Sam Kinison Quotes: Hilarious And Provocative Sayings - LinePoetry

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid. - Sam Kinison

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad. - Sam Kinison

Everything can be satirized. - Sam Kinison

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. - Sam Kinison

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. - Sam Kinison

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We’ve been sending them food. - Sam Kinison

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. - Sam Kinison

Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say. - Sam Kinison

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. - Sam Kinison

I don’t deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. - Sam Kinison

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

I’m so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women’s feelings. - Sam Kinison

I’m attracted to heartbreakers. - Sam Kinison

My view of life is, ‘If you’re going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! - Sam Kinison

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. - Sam Kinison

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. - Sam Kinison

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy. - Sam Kinison

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. - Sam Kinison

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. - Sam Kinison

There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. - Sam Kinison

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. - Sam Kinison

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together. - Sam Kinison

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. - Sam Kinison