LeBron James' Funniest Quotes: Basketball And Beyond - LinePoetry

Greatness isn’t given, it’s taken – just like my rebounds.

I’m allergic to losing. Good thing I’m not allergic to sweat.

Being a leader means knowing when to pass and when to snack.

Practice makes perfect, but so does a good night’s sleep.

Practice makes perfect, but so does a good night’s sleep.

Defense wins championships, but so do big dunks.

I don't just break ankles; I break records.

Basketball is my first love, but pizza is a close second.

I don't dunk because it's easy. I dunk because it's necessary.

I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.

Winning is in my blood, but so is coffee.

I'm not superstitious, but my left shoe definitely goes on first.

I'm just a kid from Akron. The championship rings are just a bonus.

You can't blame gravity for falling in love with basketball.

On the court, I'm the king. At home, I'm the court jester.

I don't lift weights, but I lift trophies.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of my kitchen – or at least pass the ball.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 100% of the naps you don't take.

I'm like a superhero, but with better sneakers.

They say the sky's the limit. I say it's just the view.

I need music; it's like my heartbeat. It keeps me going.

My kids are the reason I am where I am, so they have no choice but to love basketball!

I don't know if I'm the best, but I'm definitely top two, and I'm not number two.

I'm not the next Michael Jordan. I'm the first LeBron James.