Hilarious Golf Quotes For Every Golfer's Sense Of Humor - LinePoetry

Golf is not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while you’re doin’ it, it’s not a sport. - Michael Connelly

We learn so many things from golf🏌️🏌️—how to suffer, for instance - Bruce Lansky

I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet. - Muhammed Ali

Before the last round, he was asked what score he needed to get to win the game. - Roger Maltbie

The older I get, the better I used to be. - Lee Trevino

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron

Golf is my therapy and also the reason⛳⛳ I need therapy. - Paige Spiranac

If profanity influenced the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. - Horace G. Hutchinson

Show me a man who is a good🏌️🏌️ loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. - James Murray

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap. - Bobby Nicholas

the only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. - Ben Hogan

The road to success is always under construction. - Arnold Palmer

They say golf is a good walk spoiled. Well, at least I’m getting some exercise!

The reason a pro tells you to🏌️ keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. - Phyllis Ada Diller

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. - G.K. Chesterton

The most important shot in golf is the next one

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

If you think it's hard to meet new people⛳⛳, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You can still have fun playing golf and having s*x, even though you’re not very good. - Roy McAvoy

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. - Ben Hogan

Why am I using a new putter?🏌️ Because the last one didn’t float very well. - Craig Stadler

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron