I wake up when I can’t hold💪💪 my pee in any longer.
I need a good 🙄🙄Wifi and Wife.
I hate math, 😎😎but I love counting money.
I feel lazier than the 🤭🤭guy who drew the Japanese flag.
The best way to lie is😒😒, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
Life is beautiful🙄🙄. from Friday to Monday.
Decided to burn lots💪💪 of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Don’t use the bathroom🙄🙄 in your dream, It’s a setup.
I don’t know why I keep🤓🤓 a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
Never laugh at your 😎😎wife’s choices.you are one of them.
Men have feelings too🤭🤭. For example, we feel hungry.
The new way of forgetting😒😒 your past is deleting your chats.
My secret talent is getting 🙄🙄tired without doing anything.
The world could be💪💪 amazing when you are slightly strange.
Life is like ice cream,🤓🤓 enjoy it before it melts.
Your hand fits in mine😎😎 like it’s made just for me.
People are lonely🤓🤓 because they build walls instead of bridges.
Its better to be lonely 🤭🤭then, to be played by Bad people.
I fell for you,🙄🙄 but u didn’t catch me.
I never really believed💪💪 in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
Love is what makes😒😒 you smile when you’re tired.
Come live in my heart😎😎 and pay no rent.
If you will only love🤭🤭 me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.
If our love is true💪💪, it will always find a way.