I wake up when I can’t hold???????? my pee in any longer.
I need a good ????????Wifi and Wife.
I hate math, ????????but I love counting money.
I feel lazier than the ????????guy who drew the Japanese flag.
The best way to lie is????????, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
Life is beautiful????????. from Friday to Monday.
Decided to burn lots???????? of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Don’t use the bathroom???????? in your dream, It’s a setup.
I don’t know why I keep???????? a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
Never laugh at your ????????wife’s choices.you are one of them.
Men have feelings too????????. For example, we feel hungry.
The new way of forgetting???????? your past is deleting your chats.
My secret talent is getting ????????tired without doing anything.
The world could be???????? amazing when you are slightly strange.
Life is like ice cream,???????? enjoy it before it melts.
Your hand fits in mine???????? like it’s made just for me.
People are lonely???????? because they build walls instead of bridges.
Its better to be lonely ????????then, to be played by Bad people.
I fell for you,???????? but u didn’t catch me.
I never really believed???????? in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
Love is what makes???????? you smile when you’re tired.
Come live in my heart???????? and pay no rent.
If you will only love???????? me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.
If our love is true????????, it will always find a way.