What's a lesbians favorite language?😂😂 Gaelic
Why do so many lesbians have short hair? They just get really excited about scissors.
Why don't lesbians cook?😜😜 They prefer to eat out.
What do you call a Persian lesbian?😃😃 A flying carpet muncher. I'm so sorry.
How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting.
What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?🤣🤣 Same time next month?
Why are lesbians always low on cash?😂😂 Because they're constantly eating out!
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?😜😜 None they both eat out.
What do you call a high lesbian? Baked les-beans.
What hand condition affects lesbians the most?🤣🤣 Arthritis.
What kind of train does a lesbian take?😃😃 Subgay.
Where do lesbians stay on vacation? A lesbi-INN.
What does a high lesbian get?😂😂 The carpet munchies.
Who’s a lesbian’s favorite baseball player? Lenny Dykstra.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? 😜😜Ones that contain nuts.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you call a lesbian’s fingers?😃😃 Fish sticks.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite contest? Pie Eating.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?🤣🤣 Scissors.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite food?😂😂 Finger food.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What won’t a lesbian take?😃😃 Dictation.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite weapon? Finger guns.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?😂😂 Fruit Loops.